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🖤🤍🖤🤍 NUFC
“ it’s just a ride… And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love...” Hicks
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Let's all be the rain on this motherfucker's parade.

#NoKings #NoKingsDay
June 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
One must admire a well stack set of balls….

#IpswichFans you did your club and Sir Bobby proud today .. and your balls were in perfect alignment

#NUFC may we seem as much attention to detail in your ball stacking game and winning ways for the rest of the season #HWTL 🖤🤍🖤🤍
April 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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▪️Eddie Howe's half-time slideshow
▫️The Wembley banner he loves
▪️New hotel & Shearer's text
▫️Corner plan & tactics that hurt Liverpool

The inside story of Newcastle United's Carabao Cup glory 🏆

📝 @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
March 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Newcastle United: winners.

A piece I’ve waited a lifetime to write.

#NUFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Newcastle United are losers no longer: At last, they are something else
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March 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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#NUFC
⚫ Joelinton’s fitness tipped balance ⚖️
⚪ Tindall's set-piece plans 🔍
⚫ When Howe decided on Barnes ✅
⚪ Shearer's text to Bruno 💬
⚫ Howe's meticulous planning 📺
⚪ Burn corner ploy 🏳️

🏆 Inside story of how #NUFC won the Carabao Cup, w/ @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Inside Newcastle United’s Carabao Cup glory – Shearer’s text, Howe’s banner and tactics, and a half-time slideshow
This is the story of how Eddie Howe and Newcastle finally ended the club's long wait for a major trophy
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March 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
This lad was all of us …🖤🤍🖤🤍
#NUFC
March 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Representative of me and my boss this week… and maybe next too… 👍🏼🥳

Might even have a quiet day from the Mackems at work too … 🤞🏼

#NUFC #WeWonYaKna
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March 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Did we….? Are we…?

Was it a dream… ?

#NUFC #Champions #HWTL
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March 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
March 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I cried … not ashamed to admit it 🖤🤍🖤🤍
#NUFC
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Big day for my beloved adopted town #Newcastle! My 'Magpies' drawing with references to
Newcastle United, Blaydon Races, #NUFC badge, St James' mean even more today. Howay the lads! #CarabaoCupFinal
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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All roads lead to Wembley.

Be loud. Be proud. HOWAY THE LADS! 👊
March 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Today is THE Day 🖤🤍

We’ve waited for this moment - so let’s show the lads the support they deserve from the very first second 🗣️

Be LOUD. Be PROUD 🏁

HWTL #NUFC #wedontdoquiet
March 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
To the person in my hotel, who started the day with that NUFC playlist… thank you! I’m up I’m ready … need me brunch (cos they don’t eat propa darn sarf ya kna!) coffee and some riverside reflection before the MagsMayhen. #NUFC #WeDontDoQuiet 🖤🤍🖤🤍
March 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The sun is up the sky is blue … the Magpies will win… up the Toon!!!

Geordie Haiku

#NUFC
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March 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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🤔 Apparently there's something rather significant happening today, but struggling to remember what...

😄😬 How are we all feeling, #NUFC fans? 🏆

#CarabaoCupFinal
March 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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OUR CHANCE AT HISTORY⚔️🏆

IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓

#NUFC #wedontdoquiet
March 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’ve moved house .. I now have space for ma fruit bowl and a huge collection of cardboard. Life is …
March 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#NUFC it’s match day, it’s ma birthday
Please NUFC…. Don’t ruin my day 🎂🙏

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Matchday!

We love being the underdogs

let's give 'em something to think about before the carabao cup final!

#NUFC
February 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Walk into toilets
Enter cubicle
Lock door
Do business
Flush
Open door
Wash hands
Dry hands
Leave

Why the fuck you care who's in the next cubicle?
February 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Apart from a natural dislike for anything tax related on money and assets I’ve already paid tax on and have to repeatedly… HMRC can you just answer the sodding phone please!!!!
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February 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Top tip :
As a raging insomniac who only ever really sleeps for 4 hours a night .. don’t try getting an early night at 1030pm
… wide awake since 0230hrs
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February 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM