Rockets Anxiety
@astrosanxiety.bsky.social
Fuck Donald Trump. Houston + ASU Sports Twitter, lefty politics, video games, film and TV. Corporate 🤢 Attorney. Argentine Jew. ❌ MAGA hogs ❌.
Pinned
Sometimes you.
Sometimes me.
Always Durant.
Sometimes me.
Always Durant.
I find the Jazz to be vile, of course, but I can't get too much exercise over a December 1 loss.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I find the Jazz to be vile, of course, but I can't get too much exercise over a December 1 loss.
Do the Rockets not understand how the free throw game works? This is the only thing that made me mad today.
The free throw game relies on hitting 3s. Of course a Sengun dunk is generally preferable to a Thompson three, but at this point in the game we have to get 3 for 2 every possession. That and letting time tick off the clock were critical errors tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Do the Rockets not understand how the free throw game works? This is the only thing that made me mad today.
Steven Adams that was just disrespectful.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Steven Adams that was just disrespectful.
I thought it would be more.
@astrosanxiety.bsky.social has swears! They've used 161 profanities in their last 796 posts.
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (24 times)
🥉 "fucking" (22 times)
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (24 times)
🥉 "fucking" (22 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I thought it would be more.
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@profanity.accountant check my fucking profanity.
Should be kind of tame with only one Astros season under my belt.
Should be kind of tame with only one Astros season under my belt.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
@profanity.accountant check my fucking profanity.
Should be kind of tame with only one Astros season under my belt.
Should be kind of tame with only one Astros season under my belt.
*fewer lawyers.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
*fewer lawyers.
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Texas can still get into the playoff if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Texas can still get into the playoff if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right
I slept late today. Did it happen?
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I slept late today. Did it happen?
*spins wheel* the Somali are *throws dart* ripping us off in *rolls dice* Minnesota!
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
*spins wheel* the Somali are *throws dart* ripping us off in *rolls dice* Minnesota!
Look, it depends on what you serve with it and how old you are. If you're a college kid in the dorms, this is an extraordinary effort.
Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Look, it depends on what you serve with it and how old you are. If you're a college kid in the dorms, this is an extraordinary effort.
Stephen Curry doesn't get enough shit for being a piece of shit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Stephen Curry doesn't get enough shit for being a piece of shit.
The Houstonification of Reed Sheppard is the crossover we didn't know we needed.
Good morning, #Rockets fans. Swisha Shepp plays basketball for us today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Houstonification of Reed Sheppard is the crossover we didn't know we needed.
RFK Jr: I have a 10x10 freezer for road kill
Nasty bitches: my nipples are hard
Nasty bitches: my nipples are hard
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
RFK Jr: I have a 10x10 freezer for road kill
Nasty bitches: my nipples are hard
Nasty bitches: my nipples are hard
Dillon can't get under the skin of Jabari and Amen. He taught them too well.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Dillon can't get under the skin of Jabari and Amen. He taught them too well.
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That Amen and Bari two man was gorgeous
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
That Amen and Bari two man was gorgeous
"Well acted and well written" are opinions.
if your view of rogue one is that it is a "well-acted and well-written action flick" then i'm just going to assume you've never seen a movie before
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Well acted and well written" are opinions.
If Donald says there are aliens, I'll know for sure there are not.
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If Donald says there are aliens, I'll know for sure there are not.
This is a terrible take you nasty bitch.
Actually, no. There were no laws against having sex with child slaves in 1776.
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
"Horrific" or no, it wasn't "immoral" in Jefferson's time.
Would he have any less of a chance of being elected president in 2024? 🤔 #PedoDon
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is a terrible take you nasty bitch.
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RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
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"Is it ungentlemanly to refer to a woman's anatomy as a 'passive hut' do you think?"
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Is it ungentlemanly to refer to a woman's anatomy as a 'passive hut' do you think?"
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It's actually pretty funny to wake up to the the entire universe of Bluesky desperately trying to remove their eyeballs or the language center of their brain or whatever
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It's actually pretty funny to wake up to the the entire universe of Bluesky desperately trying to remove their eyeballs or the language center of their brain or whatever
Boy, it sure would be nice to have those 15 seconds back right about now.
The free throw game relies on hitting 3s. Of course a Sengun dunk is generally preferable to a Thompson three, but at this point in the game we have to get 3 for 2 every possession. That and letting time tick off the clock were critical errors tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Boy, it sure would be nice to have those 15 seconds back right about now.
The free throw game relies on hitting 3s. Of course a Sengun dunk is generally preferable to a Thompson three, but at this point in the game we have to get 3 for 2 every possession. That and letting time tick off the clock were critical errors tonight.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The free throw game relies on hitting 3s. Of course a Sengun dunk is generally preferable to a Thompson three, but at this point in the game we have to get 3 for 2 every possession. That and letting time tick off the clock were critical errors tonight.
Well slap my ass and call me Sally
Some poor saps are paying exorbitant secondary market prices for today's Texans game and I think these boys are about to get beat like they stole something.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well slap my ass and call me Sally