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Jes 🌟 🌙 ☀️
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Wannabe astrophysicist, swamp witch. She/her.
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The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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it’s that time of year!
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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this is an all timer of a Florida Man story

drunk Florida Man goes to the wrong house, breaks in, is immediately beaten up by an even purer Florida Man who does MMA
October 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The internet was a mistake.
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Painting of the Barbican Centre, London. Finished today. Watercolour.
July 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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LDN1235 - Dark Shark Nebula 4 hours of exposure from Massachusetts. #astrophotography
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Wow! For the first time ever, the James Webb Space Telescope has revealed an exoplanet by directly imaging it. The newfound world has a mass similar to Saturn and orbits inside the debris disk surrounding a very young star just 111 light years away. via @nature.com

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Evidence for a sub-Jovian planet in the young TWA 7 disk  - Nature
Using the James Webb Space Telescope's Mid-Infrared Instrument, a study reports evidence for a direct detection of a cold, sub-Jupiter-mass planet in the disk of the star TWA 7. 
www.nature.com
June 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A rare headline question to which the answer is "yes" www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Are we doing enough to save Earth from a devastating asteroid strike?
With our planet set for close encounters in 2029 and 2032, space scientists are getting to grips with an existential threat
www.theguardian.com
June 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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The American Academy of Pediatricians bluntly telling us the current CDC can't be trusted, and of course they are absolutely correct

publications.aap.org/aapnews/news...
AAP will continue to publish its own vaccine recommendations after CDC advisers sow distrust
The CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices plans to form a work group to review child and adolescent immunization schedules despite them undergoing constant review in real time.
publications.aap.org
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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oh no
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Happy Solstice!
June 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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When I worked at McDs this woman would go twice a week and order a large sweet tea in the drive thru and then pull off and come in to complain about it. Order, pay, complain, get a refund. Twice a week.

Finally my manager refused to give her a refund and goes "Maybe you just don't like sweet tea?"
June 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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1. Stop using chatbots as search engines
2. Stop writing ZOMG A CHATBOT GOT IT WRONG news stories, because it shows that you have no fucking clue how these things actually work and it makes you look stupid.
‘It’s terrifying’: WhatsApp AI helper mistakenly shares user’s number
Chatbot tries to change subject after serving up unrelated user’s mobile to man asking for rail firm helpline
www.theguardian.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In the most bafflingly insane moment of clickbait imaginable, this article is talking about Archie losing his baby teeth
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I've been deleting comments from the bathroom police but I am annoyed that people pretend to care about the safety of women when they literally elected a rapist felon president. No one is falling for your lies. We know you don't care about women. Stop pretending. It's pathetic. You're pathetic.
May 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Speaking as someone who’s lived and moved in hippy-adjacent spaces for most of my life: the hard truth that you should not trust most new age people as far as you can throw them
How New Age Women Turned Right
For some, the pursuit of inner truth is a dead end.
nymag.com
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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This morning's partial solar eclipse over Oxfordshire. Time-lapse, 1 frame every 30 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Art by • Alexey Gorboot
March 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
As a Canadian, yup. Also all the school shootings and guns everywhere.
Very hard to imagine why Canada and Greenland don't want to be part of a country that offers its citizens no health care, has no department of education and will soon have no other social services. I don't get it. What is wrong with these people?
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM