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Chad Powers is far funnier than I imagined it would be. Very good.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Chad Powers is far funnier than I imagined it would be. Very good.
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Is Avocados from Mexico sponsoring a bowl again?
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is Avocados from Mexico sponsoring a bowl again?
Went 2 for 2 with a walk, 2 SB, and one R against two excellent pitchers and one very solid pitchers today. A great end to the sandlot year. That gives me a 3HR/3SB season.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Went 2 for 2 with a walk, 2 SB, and one R against two excellent pitchers and one very solid pitchers today. A great end to the sandlot year. That gives me a 3HR/3SB season.
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I hate how close REK (Robert Earl Keen, prolific Texas songwriter) looks to RFK (you all know the Junior, science denying weirdo).
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I hate how close REK (Robert Earl Keen, prolific Texas songwriter) looks to RFK (you all know the Junior, science denying weirdo).
there should be a video game where you’re a repo man
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
there should be a video game where you’re a repo man
I need a scientist. Why doesn’t seawater pickle all the fish alive?
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need a scientist. Why doesn’t seawater pickle all the fish alive?
A 2% uptick in a 30-minute span
The piss tank on the ISS is now 51% full.
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A 2% uptick in a 30-minute span
At this point, I’m surprised we don’t get billed for enjoying the sun
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
At this point, I’m surprised we don’t get billed for enjoying the sun
What part of daylight savings time do my dogs not understand?
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What part of daylight savings time do my dogs not understand?
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 52% full.
Some o’ y’all fuckers have been abusing the complimentary fixin’s
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Some o’ y’all fuckers have been abusing the complimentary fixin’s
I just ate a shitty banana. And when I say the banana was shitty it is because it was unripe and not because it was covered in shit
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just ate a shitty banana. And when I say the banana was shitty it is because it was unripe and not because it was covered in shit
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 40% full.
Unless it retrieves birds, I can’t take on another dog
October 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Unless it retrieves birds, I can’t take on another dog
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In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?
October 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?
I made a chart to show the enjoyablity of “28 Years Later”
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I made a chart to show the enjoyablity of “28 Years Later”
FYI there is no 19-bean soup. The limit is 18 beans.
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
FYI there is no 19-bean soup. The limit is 18 beans.
Oh, I guess I should do this here, too.
Astros win.
Astros win.
September 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh, I guess I should do this here, too.
Astros win.
Astros win.
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
If you’ve ever wondered how cool a Dodge Ram looks on a French boulevard, Quebec City is the place for you
September 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you’ve ever wondered how cool a Dodge Ram looks on a French boulevard, Quebec City is the place for you
French Canadian ESPN doesn’t show college football 😔
September 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
French Canadian ESPN doesn’t show college football 😔
@lesliemullin.bsky.social does rob have any additional chores this week?
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@lesliemullin.bsky.social does rob have any additional chores this week?