Astrella
@astrellaprime.bsky.social
Just had to explain gandalf big naturals to my bf
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just had to explain gandalf big naturals to my bf
Guys I'm not gonna lie, I thought I would've just gotten more traumatized by trying online dating but I deadass just came come feeling more seen and heard than I ever have in my entire life wtf
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guys I'm not gonna lie, I thought I would've just gotten more traumatized by trying online dating but I deadass just came come feeling more seen and heard than I ever have in my entire life wtf
I feel like turning all my books into generic epub files took a year off my lifespan
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I feel like turning all my books into generic epub files took a year off my lifespan
Guys we gotta bring back piracy, but on land.
February 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Guys we gotta bring back piracy, but on land.
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February 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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trojans: what a beautiful horse
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
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[updated review]
ok what the fuck
⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
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[updated review]
ok what the fuck
⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
trojans: what a beautiful horse
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
——
[updated review]
ok what the fuck
⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
——
[updated review]
ok what the fuck
⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
February 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
I'm so glad I have my dog. Everything feels like it's caving in right now but at least I got my lil buddy.
February 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm so glad I have my dog. Everything feels like it's caving in right now but at least I got my lil buddy.
The thing driving me major nutzo is that most of this was both precedented and completely avoidable 😶
January 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The thing driving me major nutzo is that most of this was both precedented and completely avoidable 😶
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this january has been the longest year of my life
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
this january has been the longest year of my life
This is oddly fitting for the times.
January 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is oddly fitting for the times.
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alright Garfield, you’ve got a point today
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 AM
alright Garfield, you’ve got a point today
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Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
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Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
Genuinely so relieved I got my bisalp done before the inauguration. 😮💨
January 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Genuinely so relieved I got my bisalp done before the inauguration. 😮💨
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it is Real Isopod Hours
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it is Real Isopod Hours
Getting my tubes tied today. Fuck Trump, fuck project 2025, and most importantly fuck them kids. 🫡
January 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Getting my tubes tied today. Fuck Trump, fuck project 2025, and most importantly fuck them kids. 🫡
Putting some hair oil on after a shower so that my hair can be as smooth as my brain.
January 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Putting some hair oil on after a shower so that my hair can be as smooth as my brain.
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For my cross stitch homies:
Finished up this lil doxie yesterday and gave it to my best friend for christmas :)
Finished up this lil doxie yesterday and gave it to my best friend for christmas :)
January 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
For my cross stitch homies:
Finished up this lil doxie yesterday and gave it to my best friend for christmas :)
Finished up this lil doxie yesterday and gave it to my best friend for christmas :)
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i’m jus like winnie the pooh i don’t fw pants either
January 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i’m jus like winnie the pooh i don’t fw pants either
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why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks