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they/them // 25 // I may be short, but I'm also stupid.
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feverdreamsoft.works
Orbo's Odyssey is now $1.74 (a whole 65% off) for the Winter Sale! It's been a rough year financially so spreading the word definitely helps!
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."
November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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botjira.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
Burnt match
A lipless, toothy figure in a black coat. it's skin is bruise-yellow and green. its upper head is scorched black, its hair flows straight up, and it has scratchy "eyes" floating where real eyes should be. The background is reminiscent of flames
November 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
fish market
stylized 3d render of a morning fish market
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
May 7, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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renaryuugu.bsky.social
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
now recording...
a stylized nighttime 3d render, where a person with a very large wind-shielded boom mic is recording a humble cricket.
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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haaarpb.bsky.social
ooold old ppg comic
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Typical overreach
July 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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pankraru.bsky.social
It is Time.

#Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly
July 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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onebadnoodle.bsky.social
here are the pauline mkw outfits i drew all together!
July 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
week and flug outside on the surface of the moon, flug asks week "come live with me in my burrow", week responds "what?" not hearing flug, Flug repeats "Come live with me in my burrow" the text being slightly stretched out to indicate them being louder. Week, now understanding what flug said says "Ok."
June 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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discountvillain.bsky.social
#StevenUniverse #Spinel
Spinel, in swimming trunks and a t-shirt, lounging on the beach in the shade of a beach umbrella.
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
June 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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theotherend.bsky.social
“The power of an idea”
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter” Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck” Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!” The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky” Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck” Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM