Dispatch #797 from █████ ███████ ██ (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Pen of Wasps
2. Relic Expo
3. Zombie Refinery

asteroids are like the rock potatoes of space and that's why i say we let them be

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

shout out to my computer for all the stuff it keeps in memory. im kind of thinking about all that stuff too. but i can tell not as hard as you

in the shower you discover a dial on your neck. it's turned to 7; there's no indication of what it controls. you set it to 8 and get dressed