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Do things w kindness, or tell everyone to fck off. IDK, whatever, do you.
August 30, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Do things w kindness, or tell everyone to fck off. IDK, whatever, do you.
Hayley Williams has an actual pain in her voice in Parachute. I cannot handle it.
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hayley Williams has an actual pain in her voice in Parachute. I cannot handle it.
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More like okay lizard amirite
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
More like okay lizard amirite
Why is there not an app to request an ice cream truck to your neighborhood?
July 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why is there not an app to request an ice cream truck to your neighborhood?
Would like to discuss that my dogs $134 dog food is making her hair fall out
June 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Would like to discuss that my dogs $134 dog food is making her hair fall out
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Unfortunately Gavin Newsom can get it
June 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Unfortunately Gavin Newsom can get it
Me everyday to myself - girl you are so funny, why did you do that though?
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me everyday to myself - girl you are so funny, why did you do that though?
Have a mean mother-in-law? Here- read this. Maybe my ex MIL wearing white to my wedding and saying I’d make a good first wife wasn’t all that bad 🤔 #booksky
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Have a mean mother-in-law? Here- read this. Maybe my ex MIL wearing white to my wedding and saying I’d make a good first wife wasn’t all that bad 🤔 #booksky
Also me stressing about what to do during said vacation time when I’m supposed to be relaxing really says a lot about me.
June 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Also me stressing about what to do during said vacation time when I’m supposed to be relaxing really says a lot about me.
I can’t believe I have vacation time this week, but first I have to work for two days?!
June 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I can’t believe I have vacation time this week, but first I have to work for two days?!
Call me crazy, but I think women should be allowed to hit men with their car without repercussions at least once.
May 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Call me crazy, but I think women should be allowed to hit men with their car without repercussions at least once.
Nothing like a failed match on Bumble that constantly comes into your work now.
May 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nothing like a failed match on Bumble that constantly comes into your work now.
I’ve decided I’m going to start being super annoying about how proud I am of myself and all I’ve done the last few years
May 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’ve decided I’m going to start being super annoying about how proud I am of myself and all I’ve done the last few years
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It was all fun & games until u try to pay ur bar bill in Kohl’s cash
May 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It was all fun & games until u try to pay ur bar bill in Kohl’s cash
Good ol’ coming-of-rage story for the girlies. Devil Wears Prada meets Bunny with a hint of the Substance.
I am shook, I am disgusted, I am very much putting this on my shelf of recommendations. 💄💅🏻🩸
#booksky
I am shook, I am disgusted, I am very much putting this on my shelf of recommendations. 💄💅🏻🩸
#booksky
May 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Good ol’ coming-of-rage story for the girlies. Devil Wears Prada meets Bunny with a hint of the Substance.
I am shook, I am disgusted, I am very much putting this on my shelf of recommendations. 💄💅🏻🩸
#booksky
I am shook, I am disgusted, I am very much putting this on my shelf of recommendations. 💄💅🏻🩸
#booksky
Co-Star the last few months - Girl let it go, be better!
Me - ohh sorry I don’t believe in astrology.
TikTok tarot - saying absolutely anything.
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
Me - ohh sorry I don’t believe in astrology.
TikTok tarot - saying absolutely anything.
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
May 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Co-Star the last few months - Girl let it go, be better!
Me - ohh sorry I don’t believe in astrology.
TikTok tarot - saying absolutely anything.
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
Me - ohh sorry I don’t believe in astrology.
TikTok tarot - saying absolutely anything.
Me- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
My neighbor has made friends with my dog and it is seriously so sweet 🥲
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My neighbor has made friends with my dog and it is seriously so sweet 🥲
The plot thickens. She also has wire hangers grown into her 🥲
May 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The plot thickens. She also has wire hangers grown into her 🥲
My favorite me is when I get my attitude back, because whooooo are you speaking to like that?
May 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My favorite me is when I get my attitude back, because whooooo are you speaking to like that?
SHE HAS FLOWERS NOW
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
SHE HAS FLOWERS NOW
A coworker described me as “when Lindsay Lohan switched bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday” and you know whaaaaaaaaaat…..
That is actually so funny
That is actually so funny
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A coworker described me as “when Lindsay Lohan switched bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday” and you know whaaaaaaaaaat…..
That is actually so funny
That is actually so funny
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I could be on my deathbed and I'll still hit you with a "haha"
May 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I could be on my deathbed and I'll still hit you with a "haha"
I’ve decided to romanticize this tree all summer
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’ve decided to romanticize this tree all summer
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Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
May 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
Hey this season of #thelastofus is not nice.
May 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hey this season of #thelastofus is not nice.