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asshloeemarie.bsky.social
@asshloeemarie.bsky.social
Woman. Mother. Menace. 🖤
Have a mean mother-in-law? Here- read this. Maybe my ex MIL wearing white to my wedding and saying I’d make a good first wife wasn’t all that bad 🤔 #booksky
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Good ol’ coming-of-rage story for the girlies. Devil Wears Prada meets Bunny with a hint of the Substance.
I am shook, I am disgusted, I am very much putting this on my shelf of recommendations. 💄💅🏻🩸
#booksky
May 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The plot thickens. She also has wire hangers grown into her 🥲
May 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
SHE HAS FLOWERS NOW
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’ve decided to romanticize this tree all summer
May 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I beg your pardon?????????
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My daughter’s request for ✨girl dinner✨
April 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Having a moment of ✨hell yeah I did it✨ as I sit in my own backyard with my dog and a cup of coffee early this morning.
April 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Easily my favorite book of the year so far. Please don’t ask me for book recommendations unless you want me to tell you this one a million times.
#booksky
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Me thinking I’ve picked up a fun little sci-fi book to read because I don’t really know what it’s about. - 🙂
Me reading - 😊🙂🥲😭
#booksky
March 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Six Deaths of a Saint really made me cry in 30 pages. I need to know who else has read this. #booksky
March 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m gonna stare at the wall for a while after this one…because whaaaat the hell. #booksky
March 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
February 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I really nailed it naming him Abraxos #throneofglass #cats
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My cat getting a boyfriend before I do is so funny and on brand for my life #cats
November 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM