AL B. DAMNED
@aspiringcriminal.bsky.social
#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
Nah this got me on the floor 🤣🤣
Nope, she's married now, it's Alicia Beatz I believe
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nah this got me on the floor 🤣🤣
Nah “esposo” got it 💀🤣
Me, her work esposo, bringing her order from Cava and some Starbucks.
“You want to talk about it?”
“You want to talk about it?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Nah “esposo” got it 💀🤣
We can only pray…
Looks real slippery tho
15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We can only pray…
Chucky. I’d beat his ass so bad.
18. If you had to face off against any horror movie villain, who would you choose?
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Chucky. I’d beat his ass so bad.
Unpopular take, but nah.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
yall cutting your friends off if they cheat on their significant other?
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Unpopular take, but nah.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
Look I understand my behavior is sometimes flawed because I’m human. To ask my friends to be without flaw, just because it’s a different flaw than my own, would make me a hypocrite.
I give them room to make their own mistakes and face their own consequences.
This the sexiest thing I seen all week. Belongs on Skeets After Dark
just finished baking a cheesecake for an order that was placed today🫶🏽
she ordered a strawberry crunch cheesecake & for her special request she asked for dried strawberries to be added to the crust, now its time for it to be frozen before being shipped off !
she ordered a strawberry crunch cheesecake & for her special request she asked for dried strawberries to be added to the crust, now its time for it to be frozen before being shipped off !
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This the sexiest thing I seen all week. Belongs on Skeets After Dark
9-year-old me before normal houses started costing a million dollars:
when i grow up im gone buy me a house
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
9-year-old me before normal houses started costing a million dollars:
Bro got that legendary pixie in the front, argan oil curl definer in the back . I see you king.
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bro got that legendary pixie in the front, argan oil curl definer in the back . I see you king.
The slaves when Khaleesi came to their city:
Man listen
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The slaves when Khaleesi came to their city:
Idk why this took me tf out 💀
Got so lit at the eagles game I thought we won but I’ve just been informed that we did not
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Idk why this took me tf out 💀
Lmfaooooo
If a wakanda really is out there... First of all fuck ya'll but I understand
October 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Lmfaooooo
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Yall think sneakers go to heaven?
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yall think sneakers go to heaven?
I complain while I problem solve
Are y’all problem solvers or just complainers ??? QUICKLY
a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
ALT: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I complain while I problem solve
I still got a crush on Lisa.
Fine to this day.
Fine to this day.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I still got a crush on Lisa.
Fine to this day.
Fine to this day.
Not while the mint-chocolate gang roaming our streets free
People who eat butter pecan ice-cream should be evaluated for a padded room cus wtf ewww
September 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Not while the mint-chocolate gang roaming our streets free
When a room had these, I automatically felt safe
September 4, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When a room had these, I automatically felt safe
I was 4 and a half.
Do you remember what age you were when you started cussing? LOL
I was in 4th grade.
I was in 4th grade.
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was 4 and a half.
Now I see why the ladies were talking about not wanting male Instacart shoppers. $80 and the whole order wrong 😑
Example: I asked for a bag of shredded carrots/cabbage mix from the produce section. This nigga got me A SCOOP OF PREPARED COLE SLAW FROM THE DELI, I’M VEX
Example: I asked for a bag of shredded carrots/cabbage mix from the produce section. This nigga got me A SCOOP OF PREPARED COLE SLAW FROM THE DELI, I’M VEX
September 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Now I see why the ladies were talking about not wanting male Instacart shoppers. $80 and the whole order wrong 😑
Example: I asked for a bag of shredded carrots/cabbage mix from the produce section. This nigga got me A SCOOP OF PREPARED COLE SLAW FROM THE DELI, I’M VEX
Example: I asked for a bag of shredded carrots/cabbage mix from the produce section. This nigga got me A SCOOP OF PREPARED COLE SLAW FROM THE DELI, I’M VEX
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Nobody:
Black people when leaving a function: call/text me when you get home!
Black people when leaving a function: call/text me when you get home!
September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Nobody:
Black people when leaving a function: call/text me when you get home!
Black people when leaving a function: call/text me when you get home!
Working at a grocery store when I was 18 had such an impact on how I live my life now- who would’ve thought 😂
People who organize their groceries on the conveyor belt by how they want them bagged and group similar/related items together like can goods, dairy, meats, frozen foods, veggies etc.
Whose your target audience when you Skeet?
August 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Working at a grocery store when I was 18 had such an impact on how I live my life now- who would’ve thought 😂
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Labor day weekend on eastern parkway was my favorite.
August 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Labor day weekend on eastern parkway was my favorite.
Ok but did you ask this woman for her permission to post this?
Stop trying to find something to be fake mad about challenge. Go!
August 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Ok but did you ask this woman for her permission to post this?
If this is all I can drink, the rest of my life won’t be very long at all 💀
You can only drink one for the rest of your life:
A. Brown liquor
B. White liquor
C. Beer
D. Wine/Champagne
A. Brown liquor
B. White liquor
C. Beer
D. Wine/Champagne
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
If this is all I can drink, the rest of my life won’t be very long at all 💀
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