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AL B. DAMNED
@aspiringcriminal.bsky.social
#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
A photo you’d use as an album cover 💿
July 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Cantaloupe taste like summers before global warming.

It’s honeydew that’s guilty of the charges your honor
June 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I refuse to buy Band-Aids cause they never gave af about other skin tones until they saw a black-owned business succeeding at it first. And then copied them.

These are the only bandages I buy 😎
April 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This nigga got ZERO bars oh my God
April 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A drawing my nephew did
April 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
March 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Anytime chipotle get stingy with my toppings…
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
March 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That cast iron with the grill lines *chefs kiss*
February 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If I start texting you like this, we locked in
February 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
February 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I see you, MODEL.

Peep the difference between my passport and my license 😭 and I was sleep deprived when I took the DMV pic
February 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Five days before rent due? Did Roc Nation put you up to this my brotha?
February 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I thought this one was me but nah this nigga really did say snitches was signing “alpha davids” 😭
February 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I was mad confused why Aaliyah was keeping newborns in her closet but I asked no questions
February 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What’s some lyrics yall embarrassed you used to sing wrong?😭

I was like 12 talking bout “and I keep my penis clean, it’s…”
February 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy Black History Month
February 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Happy Black History Month
February 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
You’ve been murdered who do you want on your case?
February 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The hug
February 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Capitalism makes me sick because look how little…
February 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“Say Drake”
February 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Hulu I swear yall don’t gotta turn everything into a documentary 🥴 it’s corny and desperate
February 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Cousin do ya big one
February 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM