AL B. DAMNED
@aspiringcriminal.bsky.social
#Brooklyn native🗽🇭🇹
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
#LA resident 🌴
Just tryna laugh and be stupid
I need a lawyer
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I need a lawyer
Oh 💀🤣 my fault
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh 💀🤣 my fault
Fellas, the ladies are learning our gaslighting techniques. We must recalibrate…
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fellas, the ladies are learning our gaslighting techniques. We must recalibrate…
He wanted to provide and she said no.
Can’t be mad at bro for not providing his sandwich to a LIAR 😂
Can’t be mad at bro for not providing his sandwich to a LIAR 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He wanted to provide and she said no.
Can’t be mad at bro for not providing his sandwich to a LIAR 😂
Can’t be mad at bro for not providing his sandwich to a LIAR 😂
That non-denominational 🐱do hit better
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That non-denominational 🐱do hit better
What is this word “think?”
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
What is this word “think?”
This the type of trash talking I like to see on here 😂
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This the type of trash talking I like to see on here 😂
You were on the right track.
“90 divided by 2” is 45.
“90 multiplied by 0.5” is 45.
But “90 divided by 0.5” is 180.
“90 divided by 2” is 45.
“90 multiplied by 0.5” is 45.
But “90 divided by 0.5” is 180.
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You were on the right track.
“90 divided by 2” is 45.
“90 multiplied by 0.5” is 45.
But “90 divided by 0.5” is 180.
“90 divided by 2” is 45.
“90 multiplied by 0.5” is 45.
But “90 divided by 0.5” is 180.
And the drunk ass mom who couldn’t act worth a damn 😂 she might’ve been the highlight of the movie for me ngl
October 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And the drunk ass mom who couldn’t act worth a damn 😂 she might’ve been the highlight of the movie for me ngl
I just saw it released in theaters and was rolling, like I can’t believe I used to be scared of this nigga 😭
October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just saw it released in theaters and was rolling, like I can’t believe I used to be scared of this nigga 😭
I’m imagining you in your jersey celebrating and happy as hell, and everybody around you sad 😭😭
October 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I’m imagining you in your jersey celebrating and happy as hell, and everybody around you sad 😭😭
I feel you. I saw a good morning to all the guys whose beards connect and k was like “Damn I guess I can go drown myself”
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I feel you. I saw a good morning to all the guys whose beards connect and k was like “Damn I guess I can go drown myself”