aspen 🥳
@aspen-miller26.bsky.social
they/them | materials engineer | I am here for the drama (not this much though) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
love my big person job. currently sitting in a meeting between two men desperately trying to communicate, I feel like I’m the therapist in couples counseling. they’re literally making the same point and they aren’t aware !!!
August 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
love my big person job. currently sitting in a meeting between two men desperately trying to communicate, I feel like I’m the therapist in couples counseling. they’re literally making the same point and they aren’t aware !!!
I love a workplace training bc the trainer always says something like “all the guys here are so cool…” and then they look at femme-presenting me and say “AND GIRLS! all the guys and girls here are so cool” like buddy come on
July 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love a workplace training bc the trainer always says something like “all the guys here are so cool…” and then they look at femme-presenting me and say “AND GIRLS! all the guys and girls here are so cool” like buddy come on
my biggest dating fear rn is being in a relationship with someone for a while and then finding out they stand right when the plane parks even though we are in row 29
July 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my biggest dating fear rn is being in a relationship with someone for a while and then finding out they stand right when the plane parks even though we are in row 29
pls for his birthday can someone get tr*mp a thesaurus? if i have to listen to him talk can it be in better words than “very big” “huge” “terrible” “many many times”
June 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
pls for his birthday can someone get tr*mp a thesaurus? if i have to listen to him talk can it be in better words than “very big” “huge” “terrible” “many many times”
rip to my parents’ wallet but absolutely thrilled that I have been correct this whole time that there is a wasps nest in the wall and I wasn’t going crazy
June 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
rip to my parents’ wallet but absolutely thrilled that I have been correct this whole time that there is a wasps nest in the wall and I wasn’t going crazy
over the fact that we need actual news articles to explain that a national public service is funded by, you’ll never guess, the national public government
Whether you get your forecast from an app on your phone, a website or a meteorologist on TV, most of the underlying information comes from the federal government.
By @rhersher.bsky.social
By @rhersher.bsky.social
Where does your weather forecast come from?
Whether you get your forecast from an app on your phone, a website or a meteorologist on TV, most of the underlying information comes from the federal government.
www.npr.org
May 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
over the fact that we need actual news articles to explain that a national public service is funded by, you’ll never guess, the national public government
broken friendships are so sad like we’ll never speak again but I’ll think of you every time I smell jasmine because it’s your favorite
May 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
broken friendships are so sad like we’ll never speak again but I’ll think of you every time I smell jasmine because it’s your favorite
haven’t seen an art piece that’s made me feel as much as this one in a while. pardon me while I go sob into my pillow
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
haven’t seen an art piece that’s made me feel as much as this one in a while. pardon me while I go sob into my pillow
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
I like to say I’m not an anxious person but it’s the way I have the vent fan on high, chair under the smoke detector, noise cancelling headphones on, music on blast, JUST IN CASE the alarm goes off from my boiling water (it happened ONCE and I’ll never recover)
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I like to say I’m not an anxious person but it’s the way I have the vent fan on high, chair under the smoke detector, noise cancelling headphones on, music on blast, JUST IN CASE the alarm goes off from my boiling water (it happened ONCE and I’ll never recover)
feeling special because Mr. Mansplain from my class asked me to explain a concept to him 🥰
April 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
feeling special because Mr. Mansplain from my class asked me to explain a concept to him 🥰
my favorite part of being queer is I can wear the most atrocious clothing pairings (a cropped button down and sweatpants) and it’s a Queer Look
March 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
my favorite part of being queer is I can wear the most atrocious clothing pairings (a cropped button down and sweatpants) and it’s a Queer Look
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Today my 8YO started telling me excitedly about “non-berry” people. She informed me:
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
March 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Today my 8YO started telling me excitedly about “non-berry” people. She informed me:
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
- it’s wrong to call them “he” or “she” because they use them/they pronouns
- They’re not boys or girls
- They have a flag and it’s gray and purple and yellow and white
- they all believe in ghosts
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I love women because they all dress up super cute for valentines day even if they aren’t doing anything
February 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I love women because they all dress up super cute for valentines day even if they aren’t doing anything
personally think there’s enough going on in the world but god disagrees and made my tummy hurt !!!
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
personally think there’s enough going on in the world but god disagrees and made my tummy hurt !!!
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
love social security and all they do but god please why can I not schedule an appointment online. I’ve been on hold for three and a half hours p l e a s e
January 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
love social security and all they do but god please why can I not schedule an appointment online. I’ve been on hold for three and a half hours p l e a s e
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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
January 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once
please let’s ban the word ejaculated as a synonym for said, I’m losing my mind as a character in this book ejaculated while staring at two of the other characters
January 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
please let’s ban the word ejaculated as a synonym for said, I’m losing my mind as a character in this book ejaculated while staring at two of the other characters
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Other peoples achievements aren’t your failures. As people celebrate what they have accomplished don’t be harsh on yourself. Everyone is on their own journey.
December 31, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Other peoples achievements aren’t your failures. As people celebrate what they have accomplished don’t be harsh on yourself. Everyone is on their own journey.