Alan Shane Lewis
@asl.bsky.social
comedian - tv writer - back pain haver
Do a flip
August 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Do a flip
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who wants to take accountability for my actions
June 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
who wants to take accountability for my actions
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Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
May 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
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It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
May 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max.
It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max.
I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in
May 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in
He’s getting hair plugs on the American tax payers
Trump says it's possible he's going to Turkey tomorrow for the talks between Russia and Ukraine, but he's "all booked out," but he still might do it, but Putin probably won't be there, so Marco is going.
Fox & Friends hosts immediately start praising Trump's clarity.
Fox & Friends hosts immediately start praising Trump's clarity.
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
He’s getting hair plugs on the American tax payers
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[Ron Howard narrating]
“It was”
“It was”
Republicans want to slashing Medicaid AND ban people from getting Obamacare plans, while handing tax cuts to the rich. Isn’t this class warfare?
May 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[Ron Howard narrating]
“It was”
“It was”
Nigga I’m from Coruscant
May 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nigga I’m from Coruscant
I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day
May 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day
Pete Davidson then…
Steve Carell and John Krasinski then…
Matt Damon and David Beckham
Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities
We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*
a recession*^
Steve Carell and John Krasinski then…
Matt Damon and David Beckham
Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities
We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*
a recession*^
April 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Pete Davidson then…
Steve Carell and John Krasinski then…
Matt Damon and David Beckham
Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities
We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*
a recession*^
Steve Carell and John Krasinski then…
Matt Damon and David Beckham
Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities
We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship*
a recession*^
Andor is so fucking good
April 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Andor is so fucking good
…and water is wet
“A Financial Times analysis of more than 350,000 posts on X related to the election, gathered since the snap poll was announced in March, revealed a network of co-ordinated accounts pushing content to boost Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre and tarnish his counterpart, the Liberal’s Mark Carney.”
Canadians bombarded with rightwing content on Musk’s X ahead of election
FT analysis finds network of social media accounts attacking Liberal leader Mark Carney
www.ft.com
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
…and water is wet
A public service announcement
April 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A public service announcement
I’ve seen this before just wait three days
April 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I’ve seen this before just wait three days
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Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes
April 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes
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please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed
Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches
I’m laughing and mad how do they do it
I’m laughing and mad how do they do it
April 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches
I’m laughing and mad how do they do it
I’m laughing and mad how do they do it
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I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable
April 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable
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ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
April 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
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Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
April 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
You hear that macamré you slippery fuck
do you ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by a hobby you don’t yet participate in
April 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
You hear that macamré you slippery fuck