💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
@asholeyadams.bsky.social
The most annoying person you’ve ever met
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Just spent $5 to play Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other at my local Elks Lodge while I am sitting at home on my couch just for funsies.
Parallel playing with @rabidcadaver.bsky.social. 💖
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Parallel playing with @rabidcadaver.bsky.social. 💖
Gonna need to block all songs about soldiers dying from my Spotify now that my baby cousin shipped out yesterday to be a fire jumper in the Marines. 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gonna need to block all songs about soldiers dying from my Spotify now that my baby cousin shipped out yesterday to be a fire jumper in the Marines. 😭😭😭
Just thinking about how last year one of my favorite neighbors used her four wheeler with a snow plow on the front to plow all of the sidewalks on the street other than the houses that had Trump signs out front. It still makes me giggle.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just thinking about how last year one of my favorite neighbors used her four wheeler with a snow plow on the front to plow all of the sidewalks on the street other than the houses that had Trump signs out front. It still makes me giggle.
Had to run to Aldi for a last minute ingredient for tomorrow that I’d forgot about and while standing in line three separate people either had to put food back or cancel their whole order because they didn’t have enough money and their cards declined declined. My heart hurts.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Had to run to Aldi for a last minute ingredient for tomorrow that I’d forgot about and while standing in line three separate people either had to put food back or cancel their whole order because they didn’t have enough money and their cards declined declined. My heart hurts.
I painted this.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I painted this.
‼️ MAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL TIIIIIMMMEEE ‼️
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
‼️ MAAAAAAAAAIIIIILLL TIIIIIMMMEEE ‼️
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I am gathering addresses for Christmas cards this year. If you would like to receive a Christmas card (or just a random letter throughout the year,) I’d love to have your address. Please send me a message so I can add you to my list! 💖
I’m all for public breast feeding if that’s what you choose, but breastfeeding a grown ass toddler in the family hot tub at a children’s water park is most certainly a choice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m all for public breast feeding if that’s what you choose, but breastfeeding a grown ass toddler in the family hot tub at a children’s water park is most certainly a choice.
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sydney Sweeney https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sydney-sweeney/
Sometimes having big ole knockers is a real pain but sometimes you can stick your frozen uncrustables under them and they’ll be defrosted in no time so it all evens out.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sometimes having big ole knockers is a real pain but sometimes you can stick your frozen uncrustables under them and they’ll be defrosted in no time so it all evens out.
🙃🙃🙃 Just found out my company is switching insurances AGAIN. Apparently I was one of the only people who liked it. Paid $0 for primary visits and $15 for therapy visits and my premiums are not crazy. This is the 4th change in 6 years. 🙃🙃🙃
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🙃🙃🙃 Just found out my company is switching insurances AGAIN. Apparently I was one of the only people who liked it. Paid $0 for primary visits and $15 for therapy visits and my premiums are not crazy. This is the 4th change in 6 years. 🙃🙃🙃
If anyone wants to add me my trainer code is: 974766924540 💖💖💖
👉🏻👈🏻 would any of you like to be friends with me on Pokémon Go?
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If anyone wants to add me my trainer code is: 974766924540 💖💖💖
👉🏻👈🏻 would any of you like to be friends with me on Pokémon Go?
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
👉🏻👈🏻 would any of you like to be friends with me on Pokémon Go?
🎶 My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. 🎶
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
🎶 My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. My name is Mamdani. M-A-M-D-A-N-I. 🎶
Some days I am so filled with rage that it completely consumes me.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some days I am so filled with rage that it completely consumes me.
My sweet baby girls. Meow. 😻
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My sweet baby girls. Meow. 😻
The Kidz Nop version of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter is
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Kidz Nop version of Tears by Sabrina Carpenter is
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
I really need to reset my TikTok algorithm because I’ve somehow wound up on the straight bush vs curly bush side of tiktok lately and I just saw someone say the whisker fatigue of having a straight bush is exhausting and I have now seen enough. I have reached my limit. I cannot go on any further.
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I really need to reset my TikTok algorithm because I’ve somehow wound up on the straight bush vs curly bush side of tiktok lately and I just saw someone say the whisker fatigue of having a straight bush is exhausting and I have now seen enough. I have reached my limit. I cannot go on any further.
Fell off my ladder today and possibly broke something in my foot. 🤘🏻
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fell off my ladder today and possibly broke something in my foot. 🤘🏻
Why are Boy Moms soooo fucking weird about their sons? It’s creepy.
October 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why are Boy Moms soooo fucking weird about their sons? It’s creepy.
😭 Our CEO just spent several minutes talking about SNAP benefits not being funded and told the entire company that if any employees are impacted to email him personally and he’d make sure they have meals to feed their families. My company pays pretty well so it doesn’t seem likely but you never know
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
😭 Our CEO just spent several minutes talking about SNAP benefits not being funded and told the entire company that if any employees are impacted to email him personally and he’d make sure they have meals to feed their families. My company pays pretty well so it doesn’t seem likely but you never know
Reposted by 💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
I donated my Venmo balance to Harvesters and it reminded me that some employers match donations up to a certain amount so please check if that’s something available to you
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I donated my Venmo balance to Harvesters and it reminded me that some employers match donations up to a certain amount so please check if that’s something available to you
My 9 year old just came up to me and said, “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Which do you want first?” So I told him I wanted the bad news. He then goes, “Bad news is that I’ve lost my phone. The good news is that I love you.” And then he ran away. 💕
I love that lil guy.
I love that lil guy.
October 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My 9 year old just came up to me and said, “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Which do you want first?” So I told him I wanted the bad news. He then goes, “Bad news is that I’ve lost my phone. The good news is that I love you.” And then he ran away. 💕
I love that lil guy.
I love that lil guy.
Helpful info for anyone wanting to help those in our community who are facing food insecurity due to SNAP benefits not going out.
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Helpful info for anyone wanting to help those in our community who are facing food insecurity due to SNAP benefits not going out.