💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
@asholeyadams.bsky.social
The most annoying person you’ve ever met
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Just spent $5 to play Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other at my local Elks Lodge while I am sitting at home on my couch just for funsies.
Happy Boy at Disney on Ice. 💖❄️
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Happy Boy at Disney on Ice. 💖❄️
Anyone?
Okay friends. What are your favorite used record stores in KC? Also looking for recs in Denver for when we’re there in August.
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Anyone?
I’ve gotta stop watching The Bear when I am already hungry.
January 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’ve gotta stop watching The Bear when I am already hungry.
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
Okay friends. What are your favorite used record stores in KC? Also looking for recs in Denver for when we’re there in August.
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Okay friends. What are your favorite used record stores in KC? Also looking for recs in Denver for when we’re there in August.
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
The universe has the ability to do the funniest thing ever today and give me the best birthday present I could ask for. Fingers crossed. 🤞🏻
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
The universe has the ability to do the funniest thing ever today and give me the best birthday present I could ask for. Fingers crossed. 🤞🏻
Started watching Heated Rivalry finally and I was expecting to see full dong the way everyone has been talking about it. I feel like I’ve been misled.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Started watching Heated Rivalry finally and I was expecting to see full dong the way everyone has been talking about it. I feel like I’ve been misled.
I love anytime anywhere else is having a five alarm fire at work I’m expected to immediately drop everything and help them but when it’s me that needs help no one can answer their freaking phoooooooooooooones 🤬😠🤬😠🤬
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I love anytime anywhere else is having a five alarm fire at work I’m expected to immediately drop everything and help them but when it’s me that needs help no one can answer their freaking phoooooooooooooones 🤬😠🤬😠🤬
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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A good day to log off and do some work in your community.
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
A good day to log off and do some work in your community.
Couple of cutie patooties reporting for duty. 💩
January 18, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Couple of cutie patooties reporting for duty. 💩
Yesterday’s winged eyeliner can be today’s smoky eye if you’re a piece of shit like me and forgot to take your makeup off before falling asleep. 😅
Join me for more life hacks.
Join me for more life hacks.
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Yesterday’s winged eyeliner can be today’s smoky eye if you’re a piece of shit like me and forgot to take your makeup off before falling asleep. 😅
Join me for more life hacks.
Join me for more life hacks.
The joy of having a January birthday (Tuesday) is getting all cute and then having to ruin your outfit with a big winter coat. 😭
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The joy of having a January birthday (Tuesday) is getting all cute and then having to ruin your outfit with a big winter coat. 😭
Mailed my Christmas cards on December 8th and one of my friends that lives 25 minutes from me just now got hers. 🙃😂 So I guess if we talked about cards and you never got yours from me there is still hope!
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Mailed my Christmas cards on December 8th and one of my friends that lives 25 minutes from me just now got hers. 🙃😂 So I guess if we talked about cards and you never got yours from me there is still hope!
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“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
“As a reasonable centrist, I think the paramilitary death squads need better training.”
Take a gander at Miss Wilma Waddles. 😎❤️
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Take a gander at Miss Wilma Waddles. 😎❤️
One week until my birthday. 🥳
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
One week until my birthday. 🥳
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
January 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose
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Of course, it's also not lost on me that moms are doing the bulk of the work in these unions of care. Because if there's one thing I know, it's:
"Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women."
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"Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women."
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"At schools, volunteers are forming human chains as students and employees enter and leave, with whistles to blow if ICE shows up.
Volunteers—many of them moms already involved at their schools—divvy up tasks, such as delivering groceries to immigrant families..."
www.wsj.com/us-news/insi...
Volunteers—many of them moms already involved at their schools—divvy up tasks, such as delivering groceries to immigrant families..."
www.wsj.com/us-news/insi...
Inside Minneapolis’s Sprawling Network of ICE Watchers
Renee Nicole Good lived in a community where residents by the thousands are using text alerts, whistles and Google documents to shadow federal agents
www.wsj.com
January 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Of course, it's also not lost on me that moms are doing the bulk of the work in these unions of care. Because if there's one thing I know, it's:
"Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women."
bsky.app/profile/madd...
"Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women."
bsky.app/profile/madd...
A very drunk girl at Prime Social tonight told me that my eyes look like sunshine so if anyone needs me, I’ll be riding that high for at least the next 6 months probably. Maybe longer.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
A very drunk girl at Prime Social tonight told me that my eyes look like sunshine so if anyone needs me, I’ll be riding that high for at least the next 6 months probably. Maybe longer.