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my mom thinks i’m funny • she/her
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David Lynch ass shot right here
February 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Last time I saw you, you were SO MUCH heavier!!”

no shit bitch i just had a baby..the fuck??? 😒😒😒😒
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Popped into a Chili’s before my next flight. Stoked they’re serving breakfasts because I was not prepared to a house a burger at 8:30am.
February 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Showing my boyfriend Breaking Bad and with every rewatch I get more and more pissed at how shitty fans were to Skyler. My girl deserves so much better.
February 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m looking for a valentine,
February 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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trying to view positive content
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I love the implication here that Dolly is helping Sabrina hide Barry Keoghan’s body. youtu.be/YiQ7qiL73aI?...
Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please ft. Dolly Parton
YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Billy Bob Thornton in S1 of Fargo is one of my all-time favorite characters.

Perfectly written and acted.
February 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Thinking about Raven drowning CM Punk with beer
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar

what a surprise
February 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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The funniest part about this is that no one gets paid to perform during the halftime show, so she just did this as a final fuck you to her bitch ass ex.
Serena Williams!
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Every Drake felt that. Former Detroit Red Wing Dallas Drake. Drake from Drake & Josh. 16th century explorer Sir Francis Drake. Drake Mallard, the mild-mannered alter ego of Darkwing Duck. Mandrake the Magician. That sh*t was like Order 66 for Drakes.
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Cowgirl Aja Kong Appreciation Enforcement Post (Do Not Pass Without Appreciating)
February 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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February 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This Super Bowl is for the haters
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Go Birds.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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rest in peace Chazmo
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Serena was an iconic moment
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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the princess of genovia knows whats up
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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That “HE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Reminder that the "He Gets Us" Jesus ads are connected to anti-LGBTQ+, anti-abortion hate groups decider.com/2023/02/12/h...
What’s Up With Those He Gets Us Super Bowl Ads?
And more importantly, what are their ties to anti-LGBTQ hate groups?
decider.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
TIL that Cinnamoroll is a boy and a dog.
February 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM