Ash
@ashherbert.bsky.social
Super sexy, dad, palace fan.
Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
Finding myself doomscrolling more and more these days and gradually going on twitter more and more which is really not great for the old Mental H. Going to log off and delete the apps for as long as I can… Hope I’m not posting again in 48 hours 👋
July 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Finding myself doomscrolling more and more these days and gradually going on twitter more and more which is really not great for the old Mental H. Going to log off and delete the apps for as long as I can… Hope I’m not posting again in 48 hours 👋
Can’t leave out Jack Monroe
Captain Tom's daughter
Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
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Michelle Mone
John Darwin
Matt Goodwin
ABBA Voyage
Greensill Capital
Whoever is running the Larry the Cat account
EU Supergirl
Salt Path lady
LinkedIn Premium
ok, somebody needs to rank the top 10 Great British Grifts of, say, the past 20 years.
July 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Can’t leave out Jack Monroe
With this Grok update, I just wanna say it’s very cool that Elon is setting up a political party that represents the views of the 80% of us in the centre
Almost a decade ago, Microsoft released a chatbot which it immediately shut down because it started mimicking, racist, sexist and anti-semitic behavior.
Now: Musk releases an AI, which he keeps revising until it adopts sexist, racist and anti-semitic behavior.
Now: Musk releases an AI, which he keeps revising until it adopts sexist, racist and anti-semitic behavior.
Grok is a full blown nazi now.
July 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
With this Grok update, I just wanna say it’s very cool that Elon is setting up a political party that represents the views of the 80% of us in the centre
What Donald Trump has done to these people’s souls can never be repaired.
They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
Floridians are taking pictures of themselves next to the sign for their new death camp
As I've said before, giving this concentration camp a cutesy name is reprehensible
As I've said before, giving this concentration camp a cutesy name is reprehensible
July 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What Donald Trump has done to these people’s souls can never be repaired.
They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
They’re celebrating concentration camps and we’re supposed to act like they’re normal people with normal lives.
Is there a band with as much of a quality gap between their best song and literally the rest of their songs as the Big Special’s Black Dog/White Horse and everything else? Can’t be many more bands where they have one amazing song and the rest are complete dog shit
July 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is there a band with as much of a quality gap between their best song and literally the rest of their songs as the Big Special’s Black Dog/White Horse and everything else? Can’t be many more bands where they have one amazing song and the rest are complete dog shit
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
July 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
I’ll be honest, at this point I don’t think I ever accept an American person slagging off our shithole country ever again.
Trump on DeSantis's new detention camp for migrants: "We'd like to see them in many states. And at some point they might morph into a system."
July 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’ll be honest, at this point I don’t think I ever accept an American person slagging off our shithole country ever again.
Yeah we want to win the argument, John
Most Labour members see Farage as their party’s biggest threat…
and most members think Labour should move to the left
#headdesk
Survation poll for LabourList 30 May-1 June
labourlist.org/2025/06/news...
and most members think Labour should move to the left
#headdesk
Survation poll for LabourList 30 May-1 June
labourlist.org/2025/06/news...
June 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yeah we want to win the argument, John
Reposted by Ash
Well I think we can say with certainty that UEFA don't feel they can argue that we have broken any explicit rules. 24 days after our meeting and no answer is shambolic.
#CPFC
#CPFC
Told a result from UEFA's Club Financial Control Body on Crystal Palace's participation in the Europa League is delayed and no longer expected today. Will be next week. #CPFC
June 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Well I think we can say with certainty that UEFA don't feel they can argue that we have broken any explicit rules. 24 days after our meeting and no answer is shambolic.
#CPFC
#CPFC
The Euro U21s is completely meaningless if Nick Woltemade is allowed to steamroll every team at 23 years old and with 100 club appearances under his belt.
Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago!
Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago!
June 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Euro U21s is completely meaningless if Nick Woltemade is allowed to steamroll every team at 23 years old and with 100 club appearances under his belt.
Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago!
Don’t care about the stupid reasons why he’s allowed in - he made his first team debut 5 years ago!
it's actually doing my head in a bit that UEFA haven't decided on Palace yet. A complete embarrassment that it's taking this long to ascertain whether we have broken the rules and can only mean we could be punished on the minutest of technicalities. If it was clear cut, it would be done by now #cpfc
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
it's actually doing my head in a bit that UEFA haven't decided on Palace yet. A complete embarrassment that it's taking this long to ascertain whether we have broken the rules and can only mean we could be punished on the minutest of technicalities. If it was clear cut, it would be done by now #cpfc
Mad that there is zero exaggeration in this post
Its worth noting that in Britain, Mamdani would have thrown out of the Labour Party by a small room full LinkIn weirdos and then replaced by a former private healthcare lobbyist who would go on to lose by 5,000 votes to a Reform candidate who was a convinced sex offender.
June 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Mad that there is zero exaggeration in this post
Phenomenal work. It’s absolutely insane, the levels the Democrats have gone to try and smear and destroy Zohran and back the sex pest candidate that was supported by all the very worst racists and anti-semites you can think of, just because he is a socialist Muslim.
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Phenomenal work. It’s absolutely insane, the levels the Democrats have gone to try and smear and destroy Zohran and back the sex pest candidate that was supported by all the very worst racists and anti-semites you can think of, just because he is a socialist Muslim.
Does this mean Lyon now technically finished in the relegation zone last season and their league place is invalid? #cpfc
🚨 OFFICIAL: Olympique Lyon have been relegated to Ligue 2. The club has the possibility to appeal the decision.
June 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Does this mean Lyon now technically finished in the relegation zone last season and their league place is invalid? #cpfc
Realistically, you gotta be kinda thick if you think you can force half the Labour Party to sign up to cuts for too long before they decide they’ve had enough
Under anything resembling normal times, this level of political self harm would be unimaginable, especially over a policy which does not have public support, is counter to expert opinion, will cause immeasurable harm to individuals, and will undermine the economy. These aren't normal times though.
June 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Realistically, you gotta be kinda thick if you think you can force half the Labour Party to sign up to cuts for too long before they decide they’ve had enough
June 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I get the sentiment but I find these posts infuriating - what you’ve just described is by design. There is no money for meals on wheels *because* they spend it on weapons.
The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident.
The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident.
He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
June 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I get the sentiment but I find these posts infuriating - what you’ve just described is by design. There is no money for meals on wheels *because* they spend it on weapons.
The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident.
The UK is upping defence spending at the same time as removing disability benefits to pay for it. It’s not an accident.
Bloke came to our capital city, was approached by only three homeless people in his entire time here and he thinks this is evidence of societal decay!
June 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Bloke came to our capital city, was approached by only three homeless people in his entire time here and he thinks this is evidence of societal decay!
Textor’s investment helped us rejuvenate the squad and he doubled his money in four years so I’d say that we both did pretty well out of it all in the end.
If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc
If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc
June 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Textor’s investment helped us rejuvenate the squad and he doubled his money in four years so I’d say that we both did pretty well out of it all in the end.
If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc
If the reports are true, I’m glad Textor’s finally gone and I think I just about trust Parish not to fuck up with Woody Johnson #cpfc
One type of person I’m absolutely certain Parish won’t have a problem getting into bed with is a racist Trump fan
If, as reported, John Textor has completed the sale of his shares to Woody Johnson, Palace are now co-owned by Trump's former UK ambassador - a racist failson who has been by far the least successful team owner in his 25 years in the NFL.
June 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
One type of person I’m absolutely certain Parish won’t have a problem getting into bed with is a racist Trump fan
@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time?
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time?