Ash
@ashherbert.bsky.social
Super sexy, dad, palace fan.
Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
July 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This article is so funny. It says he’s poor because everything is so expensive but then goes on to show that, of his almost £6000 take home salary a month, he has almost £2000 to spend after food, housing AND going out.
@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time?
June 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@davidpreece.bsky.social surely this is one of the worst walls of all time?
You’ll be pleased to know the BBC are going in two footed and spending tax payer money on destroying creativity
June 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
You’ll be pleased to know the BBC are going in two footed and spending tax payer money on destroying creativity
Became a father of three today
June 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Became a father of three today
Before my son was born in October 2023, I got really into running and did my first 10k but after that I really struggled to find the time to get out while juggling looking after two kids and having the aches and pains of a 40 year old. So I’m absolutely chuffed with this - have never gone faster.
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Before my son was born in October 2023, I got really into running and did my first 10k but after that I really struggled to find the time to get out while juggling looking after two kids and having the aches and pains of a 40 year old. So I’m absolutely chuffed with this - have never gone faster.
And this lad from an old series of the apprentice
June 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And this lad from an old series of the apprentice
We’ll always have the Chelsea 4-1 game when two spurs players got sent off and he played the highest line that’s ever been played. My favourite non-palace premier league game for a long time.
June 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We’ll always have the Chelsea 4-1 game when two spurs players got sent off and he played the highest line that’s ever been played. My favourite non-palace premier league game for a long time.
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Gonna find out if I had a vision
June 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gonna find out if I had a vision
The idea that Textor 'paid' for anything remains so prevalent among so many of our fans but it's wrong.
He invested in the club, he took a massive cut of the club, he'll make a shit load of money when he sells. He didn't put his hands in his pockets for anything other than shares.
#cpfc
He invested in the club, he took a massive cut of the club, he'll make a shit load of money when he sells. He didn't put his hands in his pockets for anything other than shares.
#cpfc
June 5, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The idea that Textor 'paid' for anything remains so prevalent among so many of our fans but it's wrong.
He invested in the club, he took a massive cut of the club, he'll make a shit load of money when he sells. He didn't put his hands in his pockets for anything other than shares.
#cpfc
He invested in the club, he took a massive cut of the club, he'll make a shit load of money when he sells. He didn't put his hands in his pockets for anything other than shares.
#cpfc
Also Kent Council’s budget is 2.6 BILLION so even if it was true, £2.8m of fraud is just about 0.001%.
June 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Also Kent Council’s budget is 2.6 BILLION so even if it was true, £2.8m of fraud is just about 0.001%.
Literally just turned on the radio 😭
May 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Literally just turned on the radio 😭
A year since I randomly became a political firebrand for a day and decided to never vote Labour again in support of the great Faiza Shaheen.
Couldn’t resist getting a Palace mention in there too!
#UKLabour
Couldn’t resist getting a Palace mention in there too!
#UKLabour
May 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
A year since I randomly became a political firebrand for a day and decided to never vote Labour again in support of the great Faiza Shaheen.
Couldn’t resist getting a Palace mention in there too!
#UKLabour
Couldn’t resist getting a Palace mention in there too!
#UKLabour
Feel like this shit 'joke' that's causing hysteria on X is no more the sort of thing father-in-laws or that one prick that everyone has on their group chats would send. What gets me is he'd never send it if a Muslim was driving the car, he'd be sending love to Liverpool and calling for deportations
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Feel like this shit 'joke' that's causing hysteria on X is no more the sort of thing father-in-laws or that one prick that everyone has on their group chats would send. What gets me is he'd never send it if a Muslim was driving the car, he'd be sending love to Liverpool and calling for deportations
C'mon Nav, you've got to be on a wind up now. If he didn't score those two goals against Wolves, we'd have never even had a chance of finishing 11th.
He should have made a much better connection but you're making it sound like this was a miss from one yard out ffs
He should have made a much better connection but you're making it sound like this was a miss from one yard out ffs
May 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
C'mon Nav, you've got to be on a wind up now. If he didn't score those two goals against Wolves, we'd have never even had a chance of finishing 11th.
He should have made a much better connection but you're making it sound like this was a miss from one yard out ffs
He should have made a much better connection but you're making it sound like this was a miss from one yard out ffs
Excited to see that Starmer buttering up the right wing press over the last two years has paid off completely
May 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Excited to see that Starmer buttering up the right wing press over the last two years has paid off completely