Andrew Schnittker
@aschnitt53.bsky.social
Kansas City Chiefs, Kansas City Royals, Carolina Hurricanes, NC State Wolfpack fan. NC State 2019. Opinions are my own.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
Did y'all see where we get to watch Darrion Williams play basketball today, tomorrow and the next day too? Pretty neat if you ask me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Did y'all see where we get to watch Darrion Williams play basketball today, tomorrow and the next day too? Pretty neat if you ask me.
@markparmstrong.bsky.social that's an absolutely gorgeous play design by your Utes. Jet motion had them in shambles
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@markparmstrong.bsky.social that's an absolutely gorgeous play design by your Utes. Jet motion had them in shambles
Incredible fake field goal from Duke there. Just excellent
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Incredible fake field goal from Duke there. Just excellent
Uh count me among people who did not know Jordan Staal still had that in his repertoire. That was filthy
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Uh count me among people who did not know Jordan Staal still had that in his repertoire. That was filthy
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This USC-Notre Dame game is electric
November 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This USC-Notre Dame game is electric
Former Governor, hopefully soon to be Senator, Cooper, I love you. I support you. I am voting for you. I have already made multiple contributions to your campaign. But for the love of God please stop texting me 17 times a day 😂
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Former Governor, hopefully soon to be Senator, Cooper, I love you. I support you. I am voting for you. I have already made multiple contributions to your campaign. But for the love of God please stop texting me 17 times a day 😂
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If literally no one else got me I know Travis Kelce got me.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If literally no one else got me I know Travis Kelce got me.
When Master Yoda said "size matters not," he was actually talking about the Ehlers-Stankoven-Blake line
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When Master Yoda said "size matters not," he was actually talking about the Ehlers-Stankoven-Blake line
Today, Raleigh sports fans would love to see the Hurricanes bring home another win. They would also love to see the Hurricanes suffer a stunning loss.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Today, Raleigh sports fans would love to see the Hurricanes bring home another win. They would also love to see the Hurricanes suffer a stunning loss.
Placed this with like three minutes left in regulation 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Placed this with like three minutes left in regulation 😂
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UNC-G is bad, but the first half felt like it was gonna be a long game we eventually won by 10-15. This Will Wade team has an extra gear (or 2) and when they step on it, they go. Impressive 2H to say the least. Go Pack.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
UNC-G is bad, but the first half felt like it was gonna be a long game we eventually won by 10-15. This Will Wade team has an extra gear (or 2) and when they step on it, they go. Impressive 2H to say the least. Go Pack.
Will Wade, IMO
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Will Wade, IMO
Making a Kelce brothers rip off with two guys who actually probably have fewer combined brain cells than Travis Kelce is somewhat impressive I'll give them that
Matthew and Brady Tkachuk will become the first active NHLers to have their own podcast/talk show when “Wingmen” debuts on Thursday.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
The brothers are both currently on injured reserve.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Making a Kelce brothers rip off with two guys who actually probably have fewer combined brain cells than Travis Kelce is somewhat impressive I'll give them that
Me freshman year of college Marvin Harrison Jr.
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Appendicitis Vacation
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Appendicitis Vacation
Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. recently underwent surgery for appendicitis and is out this week with the potential for additional weeks.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me freshman year of college Marvin Harrison Jr.
🤝
Appendicitis Vacation
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Appendicitis Vacation
When a good 75% of your job tasks rely on WordPress cooperating
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November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When a good 75% of your job tasks rely on WordPress cooperating
The Eagles are upset about a missed procedural penalty on a fourth and short? That's a shame. Just a damn shame.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Eagles are upset about a missed procedural penalty on a fourth and short? That's a shame. Just a damn shame.
Super Bowl hangover for the Bills
The Dolphins defense was 29th in DVOA entering today. The Bills have a big ol' goose egg against them.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Super Bowl hangover for the Bills
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Republicans once again threatening us with a good time
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Republicans once again threatening us with a good time
Happy for Jacoby Brissett. Dude is playing good football and having fun.
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Happy for Jacoby Brissett. Dude is playing good football and having fun.
Let the Will Wade era begin
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Let the Will Wade era begin