Art
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Drive-By-Truckers remains the only show I've ever fallen asleep at.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Drive-By-Truckers remains the only show I've ever fallen asleep at.
My man's about to be killed by Roger Moore's Bond in the most Looney Tunes way possible.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My man's about to be killed by Roger Moore's Bond in the most Looney Tunes way possible.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
Epstein's emails make Cam Newton's tweets look like Hemingway
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Epstein's emails make Cam Newton's tweets look like Hemingway
Pouring one out for my homie A.G. Sulzberger tonight. My man is watching his inheritance slip away through his sheer incompetence and hubris.
Much love to his family.
Much love to his family.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pouring one out for my homie A.G. Sulzberger tonight. My man is watching his inheritance slip away through his sheer incompetence and hubris.
Much love to his family.
Much love to his family.
Why local elections matter.
My little Mayberry town has Town Council seats up tomorrow.
I've gotten mailers from 2 candidates.
1 - "I've advocated for sidewalks for 20 years and I'm gonna keep putting in sidewalks"
2- "We live in a hellscape, the other guy betrayed you, I will keep you safe"
My little Mayberry town has Town Council seats up tomorrow.
I've gotten mailers from 2 candidates.
1 - "I've advocated for sidewalks for 20 years and I'm gonna keep putting in sidewalks"
2- "We live in a hellscape, the other guy betrayed you, I will keep you safe"
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why local elections matter.
My little Mayberry town has Town Council seats up tomorrow.
I've gotten mailers from 2 candidates.
1 - "I've advocated for sidewalks for 20 years and I'm gonna keep putting in sidewalks"
2- "We live in a hellscape, the other guy betrayed you, I will keep you safe"
My little Mayberry town has Town Council seats up tomorrow.
I've gotten mailers from 2 candidates.
1 - "I've advocated for sidewalks for 20 years and I'm gonna keep putting in sidewalks"
2- "We live in a hellscape, the other guy betrayed you, I will keep you safe"
When this PC dies, I think that's it for me and Windows. Windows 11 has been a fucking nightmare.
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When this PC dies, I think that's it for me and Windows. Windows 11 has been a fucking nightmare.
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If you bring Rayhunter to a protest this weekend (or ever), please send us the results, even if you didn’t find anything! Negative results can still help us better understand how and when CSS are being used. efforg.github.io/rayhunter/s...
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If you bring Rayhunter to a protest this weekend (or ever), please send us the results, even if you didn’t find anything! Negative results can still help us better understand how and when CSS are being used. efforg.github.io/rayhunter/s...
Bob Seger or Tom Petty incoming
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bob Seger or Tom Petty incoming
The 'Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story' soundtrack is the closest anyone other than Ween will ever come to making a Ween album.
There's a small genre of song that's like "song created for a movie that is supposed to be a hit song within the fictional world of the movie."
Have any been actual good-enough-to-be-hits besides "Golden" and "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow?"
Have any been actual good-enough-to-be-hits besides "Golden" and "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow?"
September 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The 'Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story' soundtrack is the closest anyone other than Ween will ever come to making a Ween album.
The only billionaire who deserves to exist is whoever invents a way for getting a cat to take a pill that's as easy as a kraft single is for a dog
September 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The only billionaire who deserves to exist is whoever invents a way for getting a cat to take a pill that's as easy as a kraft single is for a dog
Panthers looking less like hot shit and more like cold diarrhea in dixie cup right now.
September 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Panthers looking less like hot shit and more like cold diarrhea in dixie cup right now.
Jason Momoa better wear the Blanka-chan suit at some point.
The full STREET FIGHTER movie cast has been revealed!
Read more on @nerdist.bsky.social: bit.ly/3JPS4AW
Read more on @nerdist.bsky.social: bit.ly/3JPS4AW
September 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jason Momoa better wear the Blanka-chan suit at some point.
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After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
September 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
Living your life so that people don't celebrate your death is an incredibly easy thing to do.
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Living your life so that people don't celebrate your death is an incredibly easy thing to do.
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There's Something About Mary.
As a kid got dropped off at the theater with some some friends and my friend's younger brothers to see Small Soldiers. Managed to convince everyone to sneak into There's Something About Mary instead.
As a 12 year old I felt like I pulled off an Ocean 11's heist.
As a kid got dropped off at the theater with some some friends and my friend's younger brothers to see Small Soldiers. Managed to convince everyone to sneak into There's Something About Mary instead.
As a 12 year old I felt like I pulled off an Ocean 11's heist.
What movie has had the most impact on your actual literal life? Not necessarily your favorite, but the one that’s most influenced or shaped something in your trajectory?
August 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's Something About Mary.
As a kid got dropped off at the theater with some some friends and my friend's younger brothers to see Small Soldiers. Managed to convince everyone to sneak into There's Something About Mary instead.
As a 12 year old I felt like I pulled off an Ocean 11's heist.
As a kid got dropped off at the theater with some some friends and my friend's younger brothers to see Small Soldiers. Managed to convince everyone to sneak into There's Something About Mary instead.
As a 12 year old I felt like I pulled off an Ocean 11's heist.
Got my wedding band resized before the ceremony and I've been wearing it all afternoon pretending I just joined the Green Lantern Corps
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Got my wedding band resized before the ceremony and I've been wearing it all afternoon pretending I just joined the Green Lantern Corps
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jesus fucking christ man
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
jesus fucking christ man
[Walking into a dispensary]
Me: Hey what's that blue shit?
Clerk: The divine and profane gift of Shai-Hulud. Bile of the Maker. Poison and certain death to all but a Reverend Mother or the Lisan al Gaib, but for them it's life.
Me: So indica or sativa?
Clerk: Indica... honest it's more a hybrid
Me: Hey what's that blue shit?
Clerk: The divine and profane gift of Shai-Hulud. Bile of the Maker. Poison and certain death to all but a Reverend Mother or the Lisan al Gaib, but for them it's life.
Me: So indica or sativa?
Clerk: Indica... honest it's more a hybrid
August 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
[Walking into a dispensary]
Me: Hey what's that blue shit?
Clerk: The divine and profane gift of Shai-Hulud. Bile of the Maker. Poison and certain death to all but a Reverend Mother or the Lisan al Gaib, but for them it's life.
Me: So indica or sativa?
Clerk: Indica... honest it's more a hybrid
Me: Hey what's that blue shit?
Clerk: The divine and profane gift of Shai-Hulud. Bile of the Maker. Poison and certain death to all but a Reverend Mother or the Lisan al Gaib, but for them it's life.
Me: So indica or sativa?
Clerk: Indica... honest it's more a hybrid
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Alert: John Woo’s HARD BOILED is available on streaming. This is not a drill
July 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Alert: John Woo’s HARD BOILED is available on streaming. This is not a drill
Tad Ghostal
Today's question: who's this guy (wrong answers only)
July 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tad Ghostal
Sega really dropped the ball by not including Weird Al in Yakuza 0
1985: pachinko nearly caused @alyankovic.bsky.social's head to explode
July 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sega really dropped the ball by not including Weird Al in Yakuza 0