Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation
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was visited by 3 ghosts last night so I’m helping them unionize

just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄

“Christopher Nolan will make the plot of The Odyssey comprehensible to people who haven’t read it.” Sir, have you ever seen a Christopher Nolan movie

Recent studies show that 76% percent of holiday shoppers who ignored my advice to go to a comics store instead of a mall did indeed get hit by a falling piano.

Don’t risk it. Shop comics!

While most of us are home and chilling, it is time to watch this again. Because it is the greatest.

That ending gets me every time…