I’m in the dodgers clubhouse with 600 other reporters and can confirm the opening day uniforms look like shit.

Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme

Why is she named Mrs. Claus and not Denise Navidad?

Not specific to any series result either this year or last but I hate the shit out of this best-of-three format. The 3 division winners plus 2 wild card team format was so much better. Play a do or die game or play a real series; this ain’t it.

P.S. I am not a crackpot

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what