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Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

Attended a research meeting today, and a researcher expressed concern that the study will be flagged because we made it possible for patients who only speak Spanish to enroll.

I admittedly died a little bit inside. Hard to believe this current state is reality. #StandUpforScience

Seems to be a mischievous legal requirement that every piece of hold music should always have a bit where it sounds like they've picked up but they haven't.