Ark! 🪷
@arkvyas.bsky.social
he/him | adelaide
music guy doing musical shit sometimes
tea maker
music guy doing musical shit sometimes
tea maker
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my summer bod is identical to my winter bod but add gallons of sweat
May 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
my summer bod is identical to my winter bod but add gallons of sweat
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You couldn't make the movie Bubble Boy nowadays because RFK Jr. Would say "we gotta kill that kid"
May 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You couldn't make the movie Bubble Boy nowadays because RFK Jr. Would say "we gotta kill that kid"
forgot this existed can we like get back on here guys
May 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
forgot this existed can we like get back on here guys
you're telling me a man chowed on this soup?
December 11, 2024 at 4:56 AM
you're telling me a man chowed on this soup?
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The gall of this man.
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The gall of this man.
meeting the premier, time to talk to him about hawk tuah coin
December 11, 2024 at 12:35 AM
meeting the premier, time to talk to him about hawk tuah coin
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What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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what can you even say about this
December 10, 2024 at 5:32 PM
what can you even say about this
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Yep, and it's amazing.
He's a "Logic and reason" STEM groyper with the MOST Italian name ever, Luigi Mangione.
He's also hot, and by all appearances had some kind of insane back surgery based on his xray photos from his twitter account, so a picture is forming.
He's a "Logic and reason" STEM groyper with the MOST Italian name ever, Luigi Mangione.
He's also hot, and by all appearances had some kind of insane back surgery based on his xray photos from his twitter account, so a picture is forming.
December 9, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Yep, and it's amazing.
He's a "Logic and reason" STEM groyper with the MOST Italian name ever, Luigi Mangione.
He's also hot, and by all appearances had some kind of insane back surgery based on his xray photos from his twitter account, so a picture is forming.
He's a "Logic and reason" STEM groyper with the MOST Italian name ever, Luigi Mangione.
He's also hot, and by all appearances had some kind of insane back surgery based on his xray photos from his twitter account, so a picture is forming.
*me as a priest*
yo b-shop imma bless these pipes see, all the flushes gon be ROYAL in this bish, or holy or whatever my job is.
I forgot to mention that the priest is actually filled with warm peanut butter, and it's an odd sensation at first, but he learns to like it
yo b-shop imma bless these pipes see, all the flushes gon be ROYAL in this bish, or holy or whatever my job is.
I forgot to mention that the priest is actually filled with warm peanut butter, and it's an odd sensation at first, but he learns to like it
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 AM
*me as a priest*
yo b-shop imma bless these pipes see, all the flushes gon be ROYAL in this bish, or holy or whatever my job is.
I forgot to mention that the priest is actually filled with warm peanut butter, and it's an odd sensation at first, but he learns to like it
yo b-shop imma bless these pipes see, all the flushes gon be ROYAL in this bish, or holy or whatever my job is.
I forgot to mention that the priest is actually filled with warm peanut butter, and it's an odd sensation at first, but he learns to like it
IM LIKE A BIRD (IM LIKE A BIIIIRD), I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SOUL IS (SOUL IS)
December 9, 2024 at 12:12 PM
IM LIKE A BIRD (IM LIKE A BIIIIRD), I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SOUL IS (SOUL IS)
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
I love sad boyz™ podcast
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I love sad boyz™ podcast
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Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.
A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Introducing a thought I have: Plastic Water Bottles.
A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
A “Plastic Water Bottle” is what I call any problem that we see as super evil despite the fact that there is an extremely similar bigger problem (plastic soda bottles) that we never think about only because we’re simply more used to it.
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
honestly even though there's a lotta crypto scammers and OF accounts, 55 followers in like 3 weeks(?) is pretty good
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
honestly even though there's a lotta crypto scammers and OF accounts, 55 followers in like 3 weeks(?) is pretty good