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Tony Stank
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here for the snark 🫡

@arkansaucyy from TWITTER, happy to be here✨💙

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Just to be honest...🤷‍♂️
December 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
yooooo especially when you’re trying to teach a class of tenth graders 😭😮‍💨
Hiccups are the stupidest thing ever. You just wanna breathe and your body on some bullshit.
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
To the tune of boyz in the hood:

FEELIN WHERE MY UTERUS IS IS SUCH A WEIRD THING
a man in a baseball cap is standing in front of a row of old cars .
Alt: Eazy E in a baseball cap, walking in front of a row of old cars
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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I became less and less active on social media after 2020.

I thought I was just burned out after how intensely active I was b4 the 2020 election.

Now, I think it was just because Twitter was sucking more and more. Bluesky has reminded me how good social media can be when it isn’t a toxic snakepit.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 PM
curl what is you DOING
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I gotta jiggle a canned sprite a lil after opening it bc I be burping like DAMN
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
when I’m getting in bed with wet curly hair I feel like Patrick Star “DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE” but I can’t find a gif 😭
November 24, 2024 at 3:58 AM
why does Kraft Mac and cheese have a different sauce for shaped pasta??? #thingsthatkeepmeupatnight
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 AM
any good #llama accounts?
November 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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“Let me just fuck up the future first before I increase the number of babies I’ll force to live it” said every Trump voter.
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 PM
pls help, what does the FBR hashtag stand for 😭
November 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I’M SCARED PONCHO
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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people who have never experienced open racism — or open bigotry of any sort — do not appreciate the way it can be psychologically destabilizing. and on the main, it actually isn’t healthy to be so resilient and thick-skinned that you don’t react to slurs and dehumanization
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
why is chat gpt calling me girl now loooooooooool
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
“And I feel bad because we’re poor” -our 8yo after an almost ER visit @lwl.bsky.social
November 12, 2024 at 4:25 AM
does the perfect therapist exist
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
My SIL (14) wrote a note to a friend at school. She doesn’t know who Jenny Craig is 🥴
November 11, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I think my anxiety started when I was worried my 3rd grader teacher had a scanner that would tell her if I had REALLY written my name “BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE” on my paper 😰
November 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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If you can find the secret arena in the basement, you can challenge one of our wrestling llamas to a match. That’s our promise to you.
November 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social lifelong WHAT? What does your shirt say 👀

youtu.be/kC9u7NZbGlQ?...
These Maps are Lying
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
November 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Kamala…baby…you do not have to concede today. Just talk to us, let them keep counting 🙏🏼
November 6, 2024 at 9:16 PM
“back when he had his leg”
February 19, 2024 at 7:28 PM
February 11, 2024 at 3:19 PM
do rats have any dietary restrictions
February 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM