Aleksander Funderfuck
@argylenoir.bsky.social
Just your ordinary queer bookseller
My first tattoo!
January 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My first tattoo!
Me to my friends: Yeah, we agreed to just stay friends.
Me in reality: *cries listening to Tegan & Sara the entire drive home.
Me in reality: *cries listening to Tegan & Sara the entire drive home.
January 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me to my friends: Yeah, we agreed to just stay friends.
Me in reality: *cries listening to Tegan & Sara the entire drive home.
Me in reality: *cries listening to Tegan & Sara the entire drive home.
Post your fav Pokémon, wrong answers only
January 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Post your fav Pokémon, wrong answers only
I feel gender fluid in the sense that I'd rather a girl be attracted in my big tongue than my...
January 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I feel gender fluid in the sense that I'd rather a girl be attracted in my big tongue than my...
Every time I say my first concert I list all the bands: Linkin Park, Korn, Snoop Dogg, The Used, and Less Than Jake!
Unpopular opinion: People listing the first band they saw in concert should name the opening act for the first band they saw in concert, assuming they arrived on time for that.
December 20, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Every time I say my first concert I list all the bands: Linkin Park, Korn, Snoop Dogg, The Used, and Less Than Jake!
Apple Music Replay is Live!!!
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Apple Music Replay is Live!!!
Post 4 characters that describe your personality!
December 4, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Post 4 characters that describe your personality!
Mtwoana is probably the busiest I've seen a theater in Hawaii since Covid
November 28, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Mtwoana is probably the busiest I've seen a theater in Hawaii since Covid
My friends (concerned): He just seems really obsessed with death lately.
My obsession with Death:
My obsession with Death:
November 26, 2024 at 8:36 AM
My friends (concerned): He just seems really obsessed with death lately.
My obsession with Death:
My obsession with Death:
My mom: You shouldn't make fun of my early onset dementia.
Me: It's ok. You won't remember it.
Me: It's ok. You won't remember it.
November 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
My mom: You shouldn't make fun of my early onset dementia.
Me: It's ok. You won't remember it.
Me: It's ok. You won't remember it.
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Why do people think pigs can't look up?
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Why do people think pigs can't look up?
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He was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders just before she died
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 7:44 AM
He was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders just before she died
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wanna know what’s been heavy on my mind lately?
in the amazing spiderman 2, right after graduation, gwen asks peter if he’s coming to dim sum. he says yes. he stands outside the restaurant & it’s dark outside.
ANYONE THATS BEEN TO DIM SUM KNOWS IT ENDS AT 2PM. WHY ARE YOU EATING DIM SUM AT NIGHT
in the amazing spiderman 2, right after graduation, gwen asks peter if he’s coming to dim sum. he says yes. he stands outside the restaurant & it’s dark outside.
ANYONE THATS BEEN TO DIM SUM KNOWS IT ENDS AT 2PM. WHY ARE YOU EATING DIM SUM AT NIGHT
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 AM
wanna know what’s been heavy on my mind lately?
in the amazing spiderman 2, right after graduation, gwen asks peter if he’s coming to dim sum. he says yes. he stands outside the restaurant & it’s dark outside.
ANYONE THATS BEEN TO DIM SUM KNOWS IT ENDS AT 2PM. WHY ARE YOU EATING DIM SUM AT NIGHT
in the amazing spiderman 2, right after graduation, gwen asks peter if he’s coming to dim sum. he says yes. he stands outside the restaurant & it’s dark outside.
ANYONE THATS BEEN TO DIM SUM KNOWS IT ENDS AT 2PM. WHY ARE YOU EATING DIM SUM AT NIGHT
Are you excited for Wicked, or are you straight?
November 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Are you excited for Wicked, or are you straight?
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In an effort to make this less of an ‘echo chamber,’ I present the following speculatory opinion:
It is just barely possible that one of Trump’s cabinet choices is NOT a sex pest.
No proof yet.
But what if, I ask you?
WHAT IF?
It is just barely possible that one of Trump’s cabinet choices is NOT a sex pest.
No proof yet.
But what if, I ask you?
WHAT IF?
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
In an effort to make this less of an ‘echo chamber,’ I present the following speculatory opinion:
It is just barely possible that one of Trump’s cabinet choices is NOT a sex pest.
No proof yet.
But what if, I ask you?
WHAT IF?
It is just barely possible that one of Trump’s cabinet choices is NOT a sex pest.
No proof yet.
But what if, I ask you?
WHAT IF?
@mrjoshearl.bsky.social With bluesky taking off, does this mean we could get a DYKWIA revival?
November 17, 2024 at 8:23 AM
@mrjoshearl.bsky.social With bluesky taking off, does this mean we could get a DYKWIA revival?
I can't explain why exactly, but it makes perfect sense for Anora to come out the fall after brat summer.
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I can't explain why exactly, but it makes perfect sense for Anora to come out the fall after brat summer.
What are we calling posts on here? Blues? Skies? "I've been blueing all night" sounds kinda inappropes, but I'm not opposed to it.
November 16, 2024 at 8:17 AM
What are we calling posts on here? Blues? Skies? "I've been blueing all night" sounds kinda inappropes, but I'm not opposed to it.
November 16, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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Squid Game Guards watching the YouTuber fight the Old Man on Netflix
November 16, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Squid Game Guards watching the YouTuber fight the Old Man on Netflix
Well it's official, women are better at sports
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Well it's official, women are better at sports
It makes sense that Jake Paul would be a boxer, cause no one has a more punchable face than his
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
It makes sense that Jake Paul would be a boxer, cause no one has a more punchable face than his