anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
· Nov 30
there are so many new people in here. 🥹
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
god knew not to make me a tall woman bc i’d be kissing short men on the forehead
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
god knew not to make me a tall woman bc i’d be kissing short men on the forehead
think there should be a law that if ASW is in LA, all the events need to be within a 3 mile radius.
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
think there should be a law that if ASW is in LA, all the events need to be within a 3 mile radius.
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
i’ve been thinking about how i have to uber a few places this week & we somehow normalized getting in strangers’ cars & trusting that they’ll take us to the right location 😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i’ve been thinking about how i have to uber a few places this week & we somehow normalized getting in strangers’ cars & trusting that they’ll take us to the right location 😭
with ASW in town, the next few days in LA will be like my jacket superbowl
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
with ASW in town, the next few days in LA will be like my jacket superbowl
you think you can hurt me? back in 2011, i participated in the skills challenge during NBA all star weekend & air balled a free throw in front of the entire arena & bc they were sponsored by taco bell, they put a giant foam taco on my head while i got booed. 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
you think you can hurt me? back in 2011, i participated in the skills challenge during NBA all star weekend & air balled a free throw in front of the entire arena & bc they were sponsored by taco bell, they put a giant foam taco on my head while i got booed. 🥰
i genuinely cannot listen to pam bondi bc her incompetence enrages me so much
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i genuinely cannot listen to pam bondi bc her incompetence enrages me so much
you know what i miss? that feeling when you’re a kid & just crushing a book series you’re obsessed with.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
you know what i miss? that feeling when you’re a kid & just crushing a book series you’re obsessed with.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
people might find me insufferable but being annoying & loud has gotten me so many opportunities.
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
people might find me insufferable but being annoying & loud has gotten me so many opportunities.
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
i’m feeling really inspired to make art rn so pls enjoy my most recent creations.
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i’m feeling really inspired to make art rn so pls enjoy my most recent creations.
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
i have a meeting tomorrow that could change my life. send good vibes pls tysm.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i have a meeting tomorrow that could change my life. send good vibes pls tysm.
kinda wild to see a halftime show like this knowing what the nfl is like lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
kinda wild to see a halftime show like this knowing what the nfl is like lol
i taught a class of teenagers today & one of the boys called me a “real ball knower.”
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i taught a class of teenagers today & one of the boys called me a “real ball knower.”
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i have a dream blunt rotation but bad bunny is the blunt
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i have a dream blunt rotation but bad bunny is the blunt
ik it’s super bowl sunday bc my neighborhood is teeming with frat boys past their prime
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
ik it’s super bowl sunday bc my neighborhood is teeming with frat boys past their prime
kid rock makes music for parents who don’t have custody
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
kid rock makes music for parents who don’t have custody
old enough to use retinol & you’re using chatgpt to turn you into a caricature. grow up, you’re about to die. 😭😭😭
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
old enough to use retinol & you’re using chatgpt to turn you into a caricature. grow up, you’re about to die. 😭😭😭
Reposted by anna melissa 🍒✨
buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'
do we feel it’s a little on the nose that this year’s nba all star game is usa vs the world 😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
do we feel it’s a little on the nose that this year’s nba all star game is usa vs the world 😭
i don’t know which freelancer needs to hear this, but it’s okay to ask for what you want. esp when it comes to payment terms.
9 times out of 10, they’ll give you what you want. you just have to ask.
9 times out of 10, they’ll give you what you want. you just have to ask.
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i don’t know which freelancer needs to hear this, but it’s okay to ask for what you want. esp when it comes to payment terms.
9 times out of 10, they’ll give you what you want. you just have to ask.
9 times out of 10, they’ll give you what you want. you just have to ask.
if you think you can hurt my feelings, my childhood nickname was lechon bc i was round.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
if you think you can hurt my feelings, my childhood nickname was lechon bc i was round.
the people who do calisthenics in the gym are the fitness world version of people who order fajitas at dinner
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 AM
the people who do calisthenics in the gym are the fitness world version of people who order fajitas at dinner
i’m like a week into cutting down on my caffeine intake bc that shit had me like this 24/7 😭😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
i’m like a week into cutting down on my caffeine intake bc that shit had me like this 24/7 😭😭😭
if you’re a poc that’s still dickriding for this administration, just know that those people you’re doing all the mental gymnastics to support would call you a slur
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
if you’re a poc that’s still dickriding for this administration, just know that those people you’re doing all the mental gymnastics to support would call you a slur
my biggest flex is that i didn’t have to purge my group of friends bc i personally would never have relationships with people who don’t believe that women, immigrants, black, brown, or lgbtqia people deserve rights.
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
my biggest flex is that i didn’t have to purge my group of friends bc i personally would never have relationships with people who don’t believe that women, immigrants, black, brown, or lgbtqia people deserve rights.
i feel maternal towards fernando mendoza. he’s so adorable & wholesome lol
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
i feel maternal towards fernando mendoza. he’s so adorable & wholesome lol