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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.

✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account

https://annamelissa.net
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there are so many new people in here. 🥹

i guess i should do an intro. lmao.

i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
god knew not to make me a tall woman bc i’d be kissing short men on the forehead
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
think there should be a law that if ASW is in LA, all the events need to be within a 3 mile radius.

bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i’ve been thinking about how i have to uber a few places this week & we somehow normalized getting in strangers’ cars & trusting that they’ll take us to the right location 😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
with ASW in town, the next few days in LA will be like my jacket superbowl
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
you think you can hurt me? back in 2011, i participated in the skills challenge during NBA all star weekend & air balled a free throw in front of the entire arena & bc they were sponsored by taco bell, they put a giant foam taco on my head while i got booed. 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
i genuinely cannot listen to pam bondi bc her incompetence enrages me so much
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
you know what i miss? that feeling when you’re a kid & just crushing a book series you’re obsessed with.

i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
people might find me insufferable but being annoying & loud has gotten me so many opportunities.

asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.

you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
i’m feeling really inspired to make art rn so pls enjoy my most recent creations.

the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i have a meeting tomorrow that could change my life. send good vibes pls tysm.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
kinda wild to see a halftime show like this knowing what the nfl is like lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i taught a class of teenagers today & one of the boys called me a “real ball knower.”

i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i have a dream blunt rotation but bad bunny is the blunt
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ik it’s super bowl sunday bc my neighborhood is teeming with frat boys past their prime
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
kid rock makes music for parents who don’t have custody
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 PM
old enough to use retinol & you’re using chatgpt to turn you into a caricature. grow up, you’re about to die. 😭😭😭
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
do we feel it’s a little on the nose that this year’s nba all star game is usa vs the world 😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
i don’t know which freelancer needs to hear this, but it’s okay to ask for what you want. esp when it comes to payment terms.

9 times out of 10, they’ll give you what you want. you just have to ask.
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
if you think you can hurt my feelings, my childhood nickname was lechon bc i was round.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
the people who do calisthenics in the gym are the fitness world version of people who order fajitas at dinner
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 AM
i’m like a week into cutting down on my caffeine intake bc that shit had me like this 24/7 😭😭😭
January 28, 2026 at 11:32 PM
if you’re a poc that’s still dickriding for this administration, just know that those people you’re doing all the mental gymnastics to support would call you a slur
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
my biggest flex is that i didn’t have to purge my group of friends bc i personally would never have relationships with people who don’t believe that women, immigrants, black, brown, or lgbtqia people deserve rights.
January 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i feel maternal towards fernando mendoza. he’s so adorable & wholesome lol
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM