anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
· Nov 30
there are so many new people in here. 🥹
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
baby’s first set of matching mugs. all identical in size. & they shrank at the same rate!!!! pls clap. now accepting glucose guardians to fund my habit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
baby’s first set of matching mugs. all identical in size. & they shrank at the same rate!!!! pls clap. now accepting glucose guardians to fund my habit.
unfortunately the gym girlies were right. this shit’ll give you the will to live.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
unfortunately the gym girlies were right. this shit’ll give you the will to live.
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
miss universe is the superbowl for biracial filipinos
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
miss universe is the superbowl for biracial filipinos
thinking about the time when i told a guy that i liked his bob’s burgers costume & it turned out that he was just there bc he was catering & serving tacos & he just had a mustache
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
thinking about the time when i told a guy that i liked his bob’s burgers costume & it turned out that he was just there bc he was catering & serving tacos & he just had a mustache
somebody called ground beef “boy kibble” & i haven’t stopped thinking about it
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
somebody called ground beef “boy kibble” & i haven’t stopped thinking about it
if y’all could keep me in your prayers, i’d really appreciate it bc i got depressed & fell off & got thicccc but now i have to get a commercial drivers license for this absolute dumptruck i have now 😔💔
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
if y’all could keep me in your prayers, i’d really appreciate it bc i got depressed & fell off & got thicccc but now i have to get a commercial drivers license for this absolute dumptruck i have now 😔💔
i’m coming up on 2 years, just trying to survive the most difficult season of my life.
i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i’m coming up on 2 years, just trying to survive the most difficult season of my life.
i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
it’s almost that time of year again when i get to cry over strangers’ ofrendas
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
it’s almost that time of year again when i get to cry over strangers’ ofrendas
with the cutting of SNAP benefits, if you see someone stealing food from
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
with the cutting of SNAP benefits, if you see someone stealing food from
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
prison is just time out for adults
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
prison is just time out for adults
the masculine urge to show you a youtube video
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
the masculine urge to show you a youtube video
i’m 23 days into getting back on my 4 miles a day + pilates routine pls clap.
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i’m 23 days into getting back on my 4 miles a day + pilates routine pls clap.
any time something happens in the NBA, i run to kevin love’s ig 😂😂😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
any time something happens in the NBA, i run to kevin love’s ig 😂😂😂
sorry it’s taking me so long to get back to y’all, this is me rn
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
sorry it’s taking me so long to get back to y’all, this is me rn
am i being a karen? bc whenever my neighbors fry fish in their apartment, they open their front door to let the smell out & then the entire hallway smells like fried fish for the rest of the day…..
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
am i being a karen? bc whenever my neighbors fry fish in their apartment, they open their front door to let the smell out & then the entire hallway smells like fried fish for the rest of the day…..
never thought i’d see the day when americans are protesting their fascist govt dressed as inflatable animals
yk what hell yeah 😂
yk what hell yeah 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
never thought i’d see the day when americans are protesting their fascist govt dressed as inflatable animals
yk what hell yeah 😂
yk what hell yeah 😂
if you want a laugh, a man i dated for 2 years (that ended up hiding a serious gf of 4 years) got posted by popcrave for his birthday & everyone in the mentions slandered him & called him ugly.
deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
if you want a laugh, a man i dated for 2 years (that ended up hiding a serious gf of 4 years) got posted by popcrave for his birthday & everyone in the mentions slandered him & called him ugly.
deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
this job market is so brutal, man.
i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.
i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.
i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
October 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
this job market is so brutal, man.
i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.
i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.
i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
just ran into sabrina ionescu & panicked lmfao
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
just ran into sabrina ionescu & panicked lmfao
honoring christopher columbus today by making use of squatter’s rights
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
honoring christopher columbus today by making use of squatter’s rights
had a nightmare that i ran into my ex & woke up screaming
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
had a nightmare that i ran into my ex & woke up screaming
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
forced myself to get out of my usual hermit mode & socialize with a weekly group pottery class. pls clap.
October 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
forced myself to get out of my usual hermit mode & socialize with a weekly group pottery class. pls clap.
hit my 30’s and now my signature scent is tiger balm
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
hit my 30’s and now my signature scent is tiger balm
i just saw someone put gloves on to deliver something for amazon & then get back in his car, open a bag of pretzels, & stick his hand inside the bag with his gloves.
my brother in christ. 😭😂
my brother in christ. 😭😂
October 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i just saw someone put gloves on to deliver something for amazon & then get back in his car, open a bag of pretzels, & stick his hand inside the bag with his gloves.
my brother in christ. 😭😂
my brother in christ. 😭😂
treadmills are just human hamster wheels
October 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
treadmills are just human hamster wheels