anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.
✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account
https://annamelissa.net
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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
· Nov 30
there are so many new people in here. 🥹
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
i guess i should do an intro. lmao.
i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
men in sneakers are so funny bc why are you 46 wearing distressed jeans
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
men in sneakers are so funny bc why are you 46 wearing distressed jeans
i think a solid 10% of my billable hours are just me getting fiftyleven verification codes just to access different sites & documents 😭😭😭
February 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
i think a solid 10% of my billable hours are just me getting fiftyleven verification codes just to access different sites & documents 😭😭😭
every time i see a passport bro with asian women, it makes my stomach turn 😭
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
every time i see a passport bro with asian women, it makes my stomach turn 😭
i love what i do. but man, some of these industry people are so focused on looking good to other people & having relationships that are beneficial to their careers that they’re willing to sacrifice being a good person.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
i love what i do. but man, some of these industry people are so focused on looking good to other people & having relationships that are beneficial to their careers that they’re willing to sacrifice being a good person.
i have never once watched love is blind & every single time, no fail, it ends up on my algorithm. please. i do not care. 😭
February 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
i have never once watched love is blind & every single time, no fail, it ends up on my algorithm. please. i do not care. 😭
this weekend some of us watched our girls post the man they told us they weren’t talking to anymore 😌
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
this weekend some of us watched our girls post the man they told us they weren’t talking to anymore 😌
*hydrating & eating a salad & fruit after 48 hours of whiskey, tequila, & pizza*
me: “my body is a temple.”
me: “my body is a temple.”
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
*hydrating & eating a salad & fruit after 48 hours of whiskey, tequila, & pizza*
me: “my body is a temple.”
me: “my body is a temple.”
men will never understand how good it feels when you get hyped up by another woman.
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
men will never understand how good it feels when you get hyped up by another woman.
my outfit from last night’s nba asw festivities
February 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
my outfit from last night’s nba asw festivities
i just realized that my uncle that’s half chinese & half mexican is basically just diy filipino
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
i just realized that my uncle that’s half chinese & half mexican is basically just diy filipino
i’ll be refraining from looking at valentine’s day posts today because every boyfriend is a jumpscare.
please respect my privacy at this time.
please respect my privacy at this time.
February 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
i’ll be refraining from looking at valentine’s day posts today because every boyfriend is a jumpscare.
please respect my privacy at this time.
please respect my privacy at this time.
god knew not to make me a tall woman bc i’d be kissing short men on the forehead
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
god knew not to make me a tall woman bc i’d be kissing short men on the forehead
think there should be a law that if ASW is in LA, all the events need to be within a 3 mile radius.
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
think there should be a law that if ASW is in LA, all the events need to be within a 3 mile radius.
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
bc wdym your itinerary has people going to west hollywood to inglewood to culver to beverly to DTLA
i’ve been thinking about how i have to uber a few places this week & we somehow normalized getting in strangers’ cars & trusting that they’ll take us to the right location 😭
February 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
i’ve been thinking about how i have to uber a few places this week & we somehow normalized getting in strangers’ cars & trusting that they’ll take us to the right location 😭
with ASW in town, the next few days in LA will be like my jacket superbowl
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
with ASW in town, the next few days in LA will be like my jacket superbowl
you think you can hurt me? back in 2011, i participated in the skills challenge during NBA all star weekend & air balled a free throw in front of the entire arena & bc they were sponsored by taco bell, they put a giant foam taco on my head while i got booed. 🥰
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
you think you can hurt me? back in 2011, i participated in the skills challenge during NBA all star weekend & air balled a free throw in front of the entire arena & bc they were sponsored by taco bell, they put a giant foam taco on my head while i got booed. 🥰
i genuinely cannot listen to pam bondi bc her incompetence enrages me so much
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i genuinely cannot listen to pam bondi bc her incompetence enrages me so much
you know what i miss? that feeling when you’re a kid & just crushing a book series you’re obsessed with.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 AM
you know what i miss? that feeling when you’re a kid & just crushing a book series you’re obsessed with.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
i was obsessed with all the narnia books & would run through them so fast.
people might find me insufferable but being annoying & loud has gotten me so many opportunities.
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
people might find me insufferable but being annoying & loud has gotten me so many opportunities.
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
asian women have been expected to take up as little space as possible & to be quiet & obedient.
you might not like me, but you will see me. 💞
i’m feeling really inspired to make art rn so pls enjoy my most recent creations.
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
i’m feeling really inspired to make art rn so pls enjoy my most recent creations.
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
the funky little vase is about to hit the kiln for a second firing. 🥲
i have a meeting tomorrow that could change my life. send good vibes pls tysm.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i have a meeting tomorrow that could change my life. send good vibes pls tysm.
kinda wild to see a halftime show like this knowing what the nfl is like lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
kinda wild to see a halftime show like this knowing what the nfl is like lol
i taught a class of teenagers today & one of the boys called me a “real ball knower.”
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i taught a class of teenagers today & one of the boys called me a “real ball knower.”
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i think this means i’m cool with the youths.
i have a dream blunt rotation but bad bunny is the blunt
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i have a dream blunt rotation but bad bunny is the blunt
ik it’s super bowl sunday bc my neighborhood is teeming with frat boys past their prime
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
ik it’s super bowl sunday bc my neighborhood is teeming with frat boys past their prime