🏳️🌈 Archon The Phoenix 🔥🐓
@archonlaw.bsky.social
26 | Phoenix-Boy Vtuber | Allegedly a streamer | https://www.twitch.tv/archonlaw
PFP by @sun-of-seas.bsky.social | Banner by @ticobe.bsky.social
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Hey! I'm Archon, an urban peacock phoenix running crow/raccoon software on legendary creature hardware! I do a lot of shapeshifting and love to sleep in fireplaces and eat burgers!
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i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i envision a utopian future for technology, where when you launch your computer there are no more programs, no more browsers, but just 4 buttons that say "Gamble", "Goon", "AI", and "Borrow Money At An Exorbitant Interest Rate"
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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all I want for christmas is $60k after taxes
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
all I want for christmas is $60k after taxes
I can tell I’m over my latest sickness because I need to resume my skincare routine
It seems weird to me that when I’m really sick I don’t have to worry about acne but whatever I guess
It seems weird to me that when I’m really sick I don’t have to worry about acne but whatever I guess
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I can tell I’m over my latest sickness because I need to resume my skincare routine
It seems weird to me that when I’m really sick I don’t have to worry about acne but whatever I guess
It seems weird to me that when I’m really sick I don’t have to worry about acne but whatever I guess
The lovely and generous GM of my current D&D campaign gifted us art of our characters, drawn by the amazing @nexusmonstrum.bsky.social!
This is Toryn, my shadow monk wood elf son. Boy's lived in a forest alone for decades :)
Also! Nexus Monstrum made chibi icons for us all! Thank you so much!
This is Toryn, my shadow monk wood elf son. Boy's lived in a forest alone for decades :)
Also! Nexus Monstrum made chibi icons for us all! Thank you so much!
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The lovely and generous GM of my current D&D campaign gifted us art of our characters, drawn by the amazing @nexusmonstrum.bsky.social!
This is Toryn, my shadow monk wood elf son. Boy's lived in a forest alone for decades :)
Also! Nexus Monstrum made chibi icons for us all! Thank you so much!
This is Toryn, my shadow monk wood elf son. Boy's lived in a forest alone for decades :)
Also! Nexus Monstrum made chibi icons for us all! Thank you so much!
the anxiety of having two different doctor's phonecalls coming in at completely unspecified times of the day today
scared to go to the bathroom, scared to play a video game that requires full attention, scared to watch a movie, scared to leave my phone for even 10 seconds
scared to go to the bathroom, scared to play a video game that requires full attention, scared to watch a movie, scared to leave my phone for even 10 seconds
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the anxiety of having two different doctor's phonecalls coming in at completely unspecified times of the day today
scared to go to the bathroom, scared to play a video game that requires full attention, scared to watch a movie, scared to leave my phone for even 10 seconds
scared to go to the bathroom, scared to play a video game that requires full attention, scared to watch a movie, scared to leave my phone for even 10 seconds
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
Hard mode: No Star Wars/Trek, LOTR, or Marvel
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Comms are open!
Here's the normal prices, for normal proper comms.
The ko-fi ones are more free-form and mostly up to my whims without much customer input, and therefore cost less.
Please send them via DM.
ko-fi.com/L3L01AMJV4
Here's the normal prices, for normal proper comms.
The ko-fi ones are more free-form and mostly up to my whims without much customer input, and therefore cost less.
Please send them via DM.
ko-fi.com/L3L01AMJV4
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Comms are open!
Here's the normal prices, for normal proper comms.
The ko-fi ones are more free-form and mostly up to my whims without much customer input, and therefore cost less.
Please send them via DM.
ko-fi.com/L3L01AMJV4
Here's the normal prices, for normal proper comms.
The ko-fi ones are more free-form and mostly up to my whims without much customer input, and therefore cost less.
Please send them via DM.
ko-fi.com/L3L01AMJV4
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Bitches (phlebotomists) love me for my dank swag (large veins and easily-pierced skin)
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bitches (phlebotomists) love me for my dank swag (large veins and easily-pierced skin)
Falling victim to the tired sleepy whenever I have to sit and wait for something
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Falling victim to the tired sleepy whenever I have to sit and wait for something
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Shopping small is meaningful!
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Shopping small is meaningful!
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A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A friend showed me this in text, so I turned it into an actual video
the problem with getting sick and missing a week of class is that i woke up today to check where my class is meeting and learned that today's our final
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December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the problem with getting sick and missing a week of class is that i woke up today to check where my class is meeting and learned that today's our final
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Putting up some of my Toyhouse characters I own for sale/offers♥
If you're interested, you can find them here:
toyhou.se/~bulletins/2...
If you're interested, you can find them here:
toyhou.se/~bulletins/2...
Goobieroo on Toyhou.se
Check out Goobieroo's characters on Toyhouse!
toyhou.se
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Putting up some of my Toyhouse characters I own for sale/offers♥
If you're interested, you can find them here:
toyhou.se/~bulletins/2...
If you're interested, you can find them here:
toyhou.se/~bulletins/2...
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
On top of the ‘broken glass’ feeling when I swallow I am apparently not allowed to talk anymore
The roof of my mouth has decided to riot against the pronunciation of any letter in the English alphabet that has the “E” sound attached to it (b,c,d,e,g, etc.)
Things are not going well over here 🙃
The roof of my mouth has decided to riot against the pronunciation of any letter in the English alphabet that has the “E” sound attached to it (b,c,d,e,g, etc.)
Things are not going well over here 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
On top of the ‘broken glass’ feeling when I swallow I am apparently not allowed to talk anymore
The roof of my mouth has decided to riot against the pronunciation of any letter in the English alphabet that has the “E” sound attached to it (b,c,d,e,g, etc.)
Things are not going well over here 🙃
The roof of my mouth has decided to riot against the pronunciation of any letter in the English alphabet that has the “E” sound attached to it (b,c,d,e,g, etc.)
Things are not going well over here 🙃
Update: Buncha dry-heaving
I don’t like how familiar this all feels to the utter shitshow I went through a little while back, just scaled down a bit
I don’t like how familiar this all feels to the utter shitshow I went through a little while back, just scaled down a bit
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Update: Buncha dry-heaving
I don’t like how familiar this all feels to the utter shitshow I went through a little while back, just scaled down a bit
I don’t like how familiar this all feels to the utter shitshow I went through a little while back, just scaled down a bit
The Tired Sleepy is losing to the Tummy Hurty tonight :(
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The Tired Sleepy is losing to the Tummy Hurty tonight :(
We love a good 48 hour flu
I hope these Buckleys tablets help enough to let me pass out for a while
I hope these Buckleys tablets help enough to let me pass out for a while
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We love a good 48 hour flu
I hope these Buckleys tablets help enough to let me pass out for a while
I hope these Buckleys tablets help enough to let me pass out for a while
Who tf invented mornings and why are they so cold
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Who tf invented mornings and why are they so cold
*goes to bed 2 hours earlier than usual*
*wakes up 5 hours earlier than usual*
Hm.
*wakes up 5 hours earlier than usual*
Hm.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*goes to bed 2 hours earlier than usual*
*wakes up 5 hours earlier than usual*
Hm.
*wakes up 5 hours earlier than usual*
Hm.
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