Archaic Noise
@archaicnoise.bsky.social
writer, musician, and streamer from the central coast. check out my patreon at https://patreon.com/archaicnoise
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I meet a lot of rich people and can safely tell you: rich people do not understand why the economy is bad. they don't feel it. they're going to destination weddings and paying triple price for airbnbs and taxis and upscale restaurants like it's 1925.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I meet a lot of rich people and can safely tell you: rich people do not understand why the economy is bad. they don't feel it. they're going to destination weddings and paying triple price for airbnbs and taxis and upscale restaurants like it's 1925.
sleeping is lowkey goated when being tired is the vibe
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
sleeping is lowkey goated when being tired is the vibe
love to get food poisoning because the fda was slashed
October 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
love to get food poisoning because the fda was slashed
I don't use bluesky often because my twitter feed, which is all memes, is easier to scroll than the discover feed where I get my hero academia fetish art
October 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't use bluesky often because my twitter feed, which is all memes, is easier to scroll than the discover feed where I get my hero academia fetish art
i just want a hot wife who will feed me pizza at 7 am and buy me digimon time stranger. is that so much to ask
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i just want a hot wife who will feed me pizza at 7 am and buy me digimon time stranger. is that so much to ask
a random teenager with blue hair: i think I'd like to try different pronouns
bill maher: STOP ALL THE WOKE SHIT!!!! YOURE RUINING AMERICA!!!
bill maher: STOP ALL THE WOKE SHIT!!!! YOURE RUINING AMERICA!!!
September 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
a random teenager with blue hair: i think I'd like to try different pronouns
bill maher: STOP ALL THE WOKE SHIT!!!! YOURE RUINING AMERICA!!!
bill maher: STOP ALL THE WOKE SHIT!!!! YOURE RUINING AMERICA!!!
people have kind of lost the plot on silksong difficulty discourse because people are hearing "change the game to make it palatable to me", when in reality difficulty in games is either super easy to regulate (artificially through hp/damage pools) or baked in from the ground up as a part of design.
September 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
people have kind of lost the plot on silksong difficulty discourse because people are hearing "change the game to make it palatable to me", when in reality difficulty in games is either super easy to regulate (artificially through hp/damage pools) or baked in from the ground up as a part of design.
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like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
like this is the most irresponsible level of hysteria i’ve ever seen. most of these people are either paid by the republican party, or are high level advisors and allies. this is insane
i'm sorry twitter's undefeated. i'll take the non stop joke posts about charlie kirk's death for a straight 24 hr cycle vs somber appraisals of political violence on here any day. competition's not even close
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
i'm sorry twitter's undefeated. i'll take the non stop joke posts about charlie kirk's death for a straight 24 hr cycle vs somber appraisals of political violence on here any day. competition's not even close
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
an excellent time for old school memes with the tagline CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
an excellent time for old school memes with the tagline CLAIMS TO BE PRO LIFE
deeply convinced social media sites are keylogging because what do you mean i saw a yume nikki post less than 24 hours after mentioning yume nikki in a discord chat for the first time in three years
September 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
deeply convinced social media sites are keylogging because what do you mean i saw a yume nikki post less than 24 hours after mentioning yume nikki in a discord chat for the first time in three years
i can't believe it's september. i can't believe it's october. i can't believe it's november. i can't believe it's december. i can't believe it's 2026
September 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i can't believe it's september. i can't believe it's october. i can't believe it's november. i can't believe it's december. i can't believe it's 2026
the lorenz phone thing is extra funny when you remember that phones in classrooms have basically never been information devices. they used to have such weak batteries and such expensive data plans that watching videos was impossible and browsing websites a chore
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the lorenz phone thing is extra funny when you remember that phones in classrooms have basically never been information devices. they used to have such weak batteries and such expensive data plans that watching videos was impossible and browsing websites a chore
black cat appreciation day
this is luna. she meows at me all day every day and she and her brother artemis are named after the cats from sailor moon
this is luna. she meows at me all day every day and she and her brother artemis are named after the cats from sailor moon
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
black cat appreciation day
this is luna. she meows at me all day every day and she and her brother artemis are named after the cats from sailor moon
this is luna. she meows at me all day every day and she and her brother artemis are named after the cats from sailor moon
instagram is convinced i have narcolepsy
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
instagram is convinced i have narcolepsy
need to make a horny meter specifically for rosalina posting. it'd be on high alert today
August 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
need to make a horny meter specifically for rosalina posting. it'd be on high alert today
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While our Android team is busy preparing the alpha release, we’ve also been working on something special in parallel: Web Profiles.
You now have a permanent online presence to share with the world – a place to showcase your art in style.
To see yours, simply add your handle to:
You now have a permanent online presence to share with the world – a place to showcase your art in style.
To see yours, simply add your handle to:
August 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
While our Android team is busy preparing the alpha release, we’ve also been working on something special in parallel: Web Profiles.
You now have a permanent online presence to share with the world – a place to showcase your art in style.
To see yours, simply add your handle to:
You now have a permanent online presence to share with the world – a place to showcase your art in style.
To see yours, simply add your handle to:
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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This is not how corporations respond to an ineffective protest. This is how they respond to a protest that they would like to have go away.
So don't let it go away. Keep it going.
In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.
So don't let it go away. Keep it going.
In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This is not how corporations respond to an ineffective protest. This is how they respond to a protest that they would like to have go away.
So don't let it go away. Keep it going.
In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.
So don't let it go away. Keep it going.
In fact, Streissand Effect this shit. Call attention to how much they want this to go away.
shygals are one of the weirdest fetishes i've seen. shy guys from mario? yeah make em real sexy. curvy as hell
August 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
shygals are one of the weirdest fetishes i've seen. shy guys from mario? yeah make em real sexy. curvy as hell
i'm always a little amazed when i'm blocked by a rando on twitter. i'm a nobody! how did you even see any tweets that would lead you to block me in the first place?
August 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
i'm always a little amazed when i'm blocked by a rando on twitter. i'm a nobody! how did you even see any tweets that would lead you to block me in the first place?
how could i have predicted that billionaires would make a mass out-of-work machine that would put millions of people out of work instead of just, you know, underpaying them like usual
July 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM
how could i have predicted that billionaires would make a mass out-of-work machine that would put millions of people out of work instead of just, you know, underpaying them like usual
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hello sizeable following of mine: please do this. this would be good to do. we cannot keep letting hate groups bully their way into censoring the internet, and ESPECIALLY not when it's australian hate groups. that's a D list hate group right there.
anyways i'll be calling too shortly. join me o7
anyways i'll be calling too shortly. join me o7
if you know someone with a sizeable following, you could probably get 3000 or more people to contact visa and mastercard and very politely ask why their company is allowing an apparent hate group to brag about tricking them into killing legitimate businesses
July 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hello sizeable following of mine: please do this. this would be good to do. we cannot keep letting hate groups bully their way into censoring the internet, and ESPECIALLY not when it's australian hate groups. that's a D list hate group right there.
anyways i'll be calling too shortly. join me o7
anyways i'll be calling too shortly. join me o7