Schmax
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Scooters, cooking and making commercials.
Me, just laid off, sitting in my super cool office at home.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me, just laid off, sitting in my super cool office at home.
Filming at sports gaaaame tonight
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Filming at sports gaaaame tonight
My work in progress Halloween costume.
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My work in progress Halloween costume.
Had to squish altogether too many black widow spiders today.
October 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Had to squish altogether too many black widow spiders today.
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It's a little fucked up that the fundraiser for the LDS chapel shooter's family has outraised those of his victims.
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's a little fucked up that the fundraiser for the LDS chapel shooter's family has outraised those of his victims.
He makes the funniest *chomp* sound when he catches food out of the air.
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
He makes the funniest *chomp* sound when he catches food out of the air.
There’s nothing quite as exquisite as pulling the roast you bought earlier in the week out of the fridge to find that it is slightly rotten.
I was gonna make the most awesome carnitas today.
I was gonna make the most awesome carnitas today.
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
There’s nothing quite as exquisite as pulling the roast you bought earlier in the week out of the fridge to find that it is slightly rotten.
I was gonna make the most awesome carnitas today.
I was gonna make the most awesome carnitas today.
Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!
I fixed this filthy GameCube controller with stick drift. 😎 Basically I am the best parent.
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I fixed this filthy GameCube controller with stick drift. 😎 Basically I am the best parent.
My Bluesky account is essentially a honeypot — it only attracts bots.
September 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My Bluesky account is essentially a honeypot — it only attracts bots.
Really not sure about the direction they're taking the new Derry Girls prequel series.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKa6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKa6...
IT: Welcome to Derry | Official Trailer | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
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September 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Really not sure about the direction they're taking the new Derry Girls prequel series.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKa6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKa6...
It’s like 80 different things.
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s like 80 different things.
Disney+ and Hulu: cancelled.
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Disney+ and Hulu: cancelled.
Lies and half-truths! Local TV stations aren't even LOCAL. They're mostly affiliates owned by mega corporations like Sinclair Broadcast Group, Gray Television and Nexstar Media Group, who all dictate what can and can't be broadcast on the news, etc.
Carr: We're going to back to that era where local TV stations, judging the public interest, get to decide what the American people think…
I don’t think this is the last shoe to drop… the consequences will continue to flow.
I don’t think this is the last shoe to drop… the consequences will continue to flow.
September 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lies and half-truths! Local TV stations aren't even LOCAL. They're mostly affiliates owned by mega corporations like Sinclair Broadcast Group, Gray Television and Nexstar Media Group, who all dictate what can and can't be broadcast on the news, etc.
Bought the cheapest Dreamcast on eBay: what could go wrong?
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bought the cheapest Dreamcast on eBay: what could go wrong?
Me, yesterday, with the AC cranked: Man, this room is just NOT getting any cooler.
Also me: had the WINDOW OPEN ALL DAY behind the blinds.
Also me: had the WINDOW OPEN ALL DAY behind the blinds.
September 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me, yesterday, with the AC cranked: Man, this room is just NOT getting any cooler.
Also me: had the WINDOW OPEN ALL DAY behind the blinds.
Also me: had the WINDOW OPEN ALL DAY behind the blinds.
I once sat in a recording booth to record some lines only 15 minutes after Robert Redford had vacated the booth. Basically famous!
September 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I once sat in a recording booth to record some lines only 15 minutes after Robert Redford had vacated the booth. Basically famous!
Had the temp sensor set to CELSIUS and cooked the salmon to 200+F. 🥲
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Had the temp sensor set to CELSIUS and cooked the salmon to 200+F. 🥲
Charlie Kirk's American Comeback Tour website is still live, with a countdown towards the next event. 🫣
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Charlie Kirk's American Comeback Tour website is still live, with a countdown towards the next event. 🫣
So, when will they send the National Guard into Orem, Utah?
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So, when will they send the National Guard into Orem, Utah?
My dog, who ate the majority of a half rotten cantaloupe today, has 1 million farts that he finds frightening.
September 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My dog, who ate the majority of a half rotten cantaloupe today, has 1 million farts that he finds frightening.
Done! That was awful. 😅
September 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Done! That was awful. 😅
Pray for Schmax as he tries to replace this washer’s bearings.
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pray for Schmax as he tries to replace this washer’s bearings.