Schmax
@arcaneshark.com
Scooters, cooking and making commercials.
Me, just laid off, sitting in my super cool office at home.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me, just laid off, sitting in my super cool office at home.
Filming at sports gaaaame tonight
October 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Filming at sports gaaaame tonight
My work in progress Halloween costume.
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My work in progress Halloween costume.
He makes the funniest *chomp* sound when he catches food out of the air.
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
He makes the funniest *chomp* sound when he catches food out of the air.
Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!
I fixed this filthy GameCube controller with stick drift. 😎 Basically I am the best parent.
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I fixed this filthy GameCube controller with stick drift. 😎 Basically I am the best parent.
It’s like 80 different things.
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s like 80 different things.
Doesn’t like turning on but the dream of the 90s is alive in my office. Guess I just need some games?
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Doesn’t like turning on but the dream of the 90s is alive in my office. Guess I just need some games?
Bought the cheapest Dreamcast on eBay: what could go wrong?
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Bought the cheapest Dreamcast on eBay: what could go wrong?
Charlie Kirk's American Comeback Tour website is still live, with a countdown towards the next event. 🫣
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Charlie Kirk's American Comeback Tour website is still live, with a countdown towards the next event. 🫣
Pray for Schmax as he tries to replace this washer’s bearings.
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pray for Schmax as he tries to replace this washer’s bearings.
Cat peering, dog loafing.
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Cat peering, dog loafing.
May I introduce Georgie Garbaggio, our trash inspector.
September 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
May I introduce Georgie Garbaggio, our trash inspector.
Everyone likes the person who brings a gigantic beet vinegret salad (винегрет) to the pool party, right? Right?
August 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Everyone likes the person who brings a gigantic beet vinegret salad (винегрет) to the pool party, right? Right?
One of my Lands of Forgotten and Abandoned Projects. Fun stuff here: an anemometer (for a weather station), a whole bunch of sensors, components, LED rolls, and microcontrollers.
August 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One of my Lands of Forgotten and Abandoned Projects. Fun stuff here: an anemometer (for a weather station), a whole bunch of sensors, components, LED rolls, and microcontrollers.
Vespa Ciao back together, again. New condenser will hopefully solve the weird blowback and backfiring. 🤨
August 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Vespa Ciao back together, again. New condenser will hopefully solve the weird blowback and backfiring. 🤨
Cooked up some potato placki with goulash for dinner. Bell peppers, carrot, onion, celery and beef stewing in red wine and beef broth. Very fancy.
August 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Cooked up some potato placki with goulash for dinner. Bell peppers, carrot, onion, celery and beef stewing in red wine and beef broth. Very fancy.
Well, the beet kvas tastes like sour and savory beets. So uh I guess no surprise there.
August 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Well, the beet kvas tastes like sour and savory beets. So uh I guess no surprise there.
Oh noooo it happened agaaaaain. Bloooood.
August 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh noooo it happened agaaaaain. Bloooood.
Paddling Lake Tahoe in our kayak. It’s got the most gorgeous color to its water.
August 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Paddling Lake Tahoe in our kayak. It’s got the most gorgeous color to its water.
Hey Internet: I made a neat cake: chec! The purple is blackberry from the garden and the yellow is vanilla. If you’ve ever had a charlotka, it tastes right about the same.
August 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey Internet: I made a neat cake: chec! The purple is blackberry from the garden and the yellow is vanilla. If you’ve ever had a charlotka, it tastes right about the same.
Minor existential crisis time on the back patio.
July 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Minor existential crisis time on the back patio.