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Schmax
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Scooters, cooking and making commercials.
My dude wants a freaking tube tv this year 🤦
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You’re welcome! My dude is really into 90s video games, so I think he’s the exception amongst the youths.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
OK I have actually been learning about this because my 10YO wants one to plug his Nintendo into. CRT nerds seem to focus on JVC, Sony (best!), Sharp and Toshiba.
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
It was deeply strange, like finding out they make baby cigarettes. With all the Kidz Pop covers I’m like, “Why are you singing about romance? You are 11 years old and couldn’t possibly relate.” It feels wrong. Does this make sense?
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Syyyd are you kidding this is so cool.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve always wondered: how early do you need to be up and at the mic for these shows?
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
lol I was the same today! Just made spaghetti and a bag salad instead of what I had planned. There’s always tomorrow 😅
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Always in the middle of the night when you’re having trouble sleeping, too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Только один раз когда жил в Гавайе. Мы с женой переехали в новую квартиру и включив свет, я видел тараканов на полу, на стенах, и на потолке. Везде. 🙃
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bot. 🤷‍♂️
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s like a crab with one claw horribly larger than the other.
October 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
His brother was our school principal my senior year, and I will never hearing him telling us 9-11 had happened in that signature Lane voice.
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
But does it come with a library of under construction GIFs (lil guys with pickaxes)?
October 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Burbank air traffic controller squinting at your plane from his front porch: Not for long.
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
At first glance, I mistook it for an old Ford Econoline or Soviet bukhanka. Classic lines.
October 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That van is perfect.
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That also happened to my bike when a truck knocked me off and onto my feet! The truck was only going ~5mph but all that mass matters.
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM