Aran
@aranfielder.com
- Level 36 Pisswizard
- Fakkin Pompey mush! (UK)
- They/Them/Their (they/them/there if I don’t like you.)
- Card carrying autist and cringelord.
- Fat Fuck with Fibro.
- Mobility Scooter Racing Champion!
- Fascists will be poorly photoshopped and mocked.
- Fakkin Pompey mush! (UK)
- They/Them/Their (they/them/there if I don’t like you.)
- Card carrying autist and cringelord.
- Fat Fuck with Fibro.
- Mobility Scooter Racing Champion!
- Fascists will be poorly photoshopped and mocked.
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Aran
@aranfielder.com
· Aug 15
Don't DM me. I ain't giving my fuckin' face to some third party for "age verification".
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
Life imitates art?
This honestly is exactly the vibe for trying to see a doctor in the UK right now.
This honestly is exactly the vibe for trying to see a doctor in the UK right now.
![A text message from Portsdown Group Practice, a UK NHS GP Surgery. It reads as follows:
Dear Mx [Censored]
An appointment has been made on your behalf for a face-to-face consultation. This will take place on Thursday 1th December, 08:30 at [Censored] Surgery.
If you cannot attend this appointment please call the cancellation line.
Kind regards
Portsdown Group Practice
(The "Thursday 1th December" is exactly as written and the typo is on behalf of the GP, not a typo in the alt text.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gmvedtgjhyu6vrbqrpiab6za/bafkreigwacnes7nacpsobplxad5lggdkkl5ax3pnerev4hgj5wttyhpmce@jpeg)
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Life imitates art?
This honestly is exactly the vibe for trying to see a doctor in the UK right now.
This honestly is exactly the vibe for trying to see a doctor in the UK right now.
Talking to @soundcube.bsky.social a while back I'd said "if I ever end up with a few spare quid, I'm buying a print from this artist [ @smallwhitemonster.bsky.social ]"
Well I had a few extra quid and now this is in my hallway looking cute!
Well I had a few extra quid and now this is in my hallway looking cute!
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Talking to @soundcube.bsky.social a while back I'd said "if I ever end up with a few spare quid, I'm buying a print from this artist [ @smallwhitemonster.bsky.social ]"
Well I had a few extra quid and now this is in my hallway looking cute!
Well I had a few extra quid and now this is in my hallway looking cute!
AI killed dadaism in memes. Eventually it will stick the life out of memes themselves. I will not elaborate further. Mostly because I'm not smart enough to. Someone else do it. I'm going for a shit. #lukewarmtake #mandoorhandhookcardoor
October 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
AI killed dadaism in memes. Eventually it will stick the life out of memes themselves. I will not elaborate further. Mostly because I'm not smart enough to. Someone else do it. I'm going for a shit. #lukewarmtake #mandoorhandhookcardoor
Hot take: Colanders are fucking pointless. Just use the sieve you fucking baby.
October 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Hot take: Colanders are fucking pointless. Just use the sieve you fucking baby.
If you're the one who sent this email: Cheers mush! You've made my day. 😂 Here's a sticker for you.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you're the one who sent this email: Cheers mush! You've made my day. 😂 Here's a sticker for you.
Lol I can't even imagine how mad you're gonna die if you have to use anonymousemail.se to send shit like this. 😂
They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!
They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lol I can't even imagine how mad you're gonna die if you have to use anonymousemail.se to send shit like this. 😂
They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!
They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!
I don't think I've ever seen a petition actually get taken seriously by Parliament but if you don't sign it you're still a cunt.
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a petition actually get taken seriously by Parliament but if you don't sign it you're still a cunt.
@soundcube.bsky.social Ivy spotted your photo in the wild again today. 😂
September 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
@soundcube.bsky.social Ivy spotted your photo in the wild again today. 😂
Don't DM me. I ain't giving my fuckin' face to some third party for "age verification".
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Don't DM me. I ain't giving my fuckin' face to some third party for "age verification".
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.
If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.
MPs will claim they're taking PIP from thousands to benefit "working people" (while killing the disabled), but use AI to turn their own worker status into a total grift that benefits only them.
I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.
I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.
Introducing the first AI prototype of a British MP🇬🇧🤖
When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
Speak to Mark Sewards 24/7
Connect with Mark Sewards, your AI assistant, anytime.
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August 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
MPs will claim they're taking PIP from thousands to benefit "working people" (while killing the disabled), but use AI to turn their own worker status into a total grift that benefits only them.
I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.
I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.
For every like, I will rub my pissy fingers around the rim of @joebaldwin.me.uk's can of Monster.
For every like, I won't do anything at all
July 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For every like, I will rub my pissy fingers around the rim of @joebaldwin.me.uk's can of Monster.
Look I'm all for people enjoying things and I'm not forcing anyone to stop but can we just agree that #Labubu dolls are fucking ugly and the trend was artificially manufactured for the purposes of blind consumerism and there's no difference between fake and real ones as they're both overpriced shit?
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Look I'm all for people enjoying things and I'm not forcing anyone to stop but can we just agree that #Labubu dolls are fucking ugly and the trend was artificially manufactured for the purposes of blind consumerism and there's no difference between fake and real ones as they're both overpriced shit?
I was introduced to Val McDermid - like so many - through Wire in the Blood. Given the content of the first book and episode, The Mermaids' Singing, I've always been worried where I might eventually see her name, assuming she was going to turn out to be a quiet TERF.
So glad to be proven wrong.
So glad to be proven wrong.
Bin juice is FROTHING that Val - a gay woman is supporting trans people at pride - the GC cult are angry that the message is with suffragette colours 🤣
June 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I was introduced to Val McDermid - like so many - through Wire in the Blood. Given the content of the first book and episode, The Mermaids' Singing, I've always been worried where I might eventually see her name, assuming she was going to turn out to be a quiet TERF.
So glad to be proven wrong.
So glad to be proven wrong.
The learning stage of trying to make #creative things is one that can look interesting, but ultimately wastes so many resources. 😂 This still isn't quite how I want this, but how it appears on paper is hugely different to on a screen. I think I know what to try next. #art #cricut
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hey Siri what’s the criteria for a Dignitas Self-Referral?
May 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey Siri what’s the criteria for a Dignitas Self-Referral?
Just received a letter that they're extending it for a year until they make a decision. Which means I can renew my blue badge, but could spend a further year worrying if it's going to disappear at a moment's notice. I shan't wait 8 months for tribunal this time I shall just fucking top myself.
Days since DWP received my PIP review form: 190
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Just received a letter that they're extending it for a year until they make a decision. Which means I can renew my blue badge, but could spend a further year worrying if it's going to disappear at a moment's notice. I shan't wait 8 months for tribunal this time I shall just fucking top myself.
SHIT ON THE FLOOR!
SHIT! ON! THE! FLOOR!
JUST DO IT!
DO IT!
THEY DON'T WANT YOU IN THE WOMEN'S NOR THE MEN'S?!
DEMONSTRATE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE!
YOU'RE ALREADY GOING TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY IF YOU DARE TO USE THE BATHROOM!
SHIT
ON
THE
FLOOR!
#transrightsarehumanrights
SHIT! ON! THE! FLOOR!
JUST DO IT!
DO IT!
THEY DON'T WANT YOU IN THE WOMEN'S NOR THE MEN'S?!
DEMONSTRATE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE!
YOU'RE ALREADY GOING TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY IF YOU DARE TO USE THE BATHROOM!
SHIT
ON
THE
FLOOR!
#transrightsarehumanrights
April 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
SHIT ON THE FLOOR!
SHIT! ON! THE! FLOOR!
JUST DO IT!
DO IT!
THEY DON'T WANT YOU IN THE WOMEN'S NOR THE MEN'S?!
DEMONSTRATE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE!
YOU'RE ALREADY GOING TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY IF YOU DARE TO USE THE BATHROOM!
SHIT
ON
THE
FLOOR!
#transrightsarehumanrights
SHIT! ON! THE! FLOOR!
JUST DO IT!
DO IT!
THEY DON'T WANT YOU IN THE WOMEN'S NOR THE MEN'S?!
DEMONSTRATE MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE!
YOU'RE ALREADY GOING TO BREAK THE LAW ANYWAY IF YOU DARE TO USE THE BATHROOM!
SHIT
ON
THE
FLOOR!
#transrightsarehumanrights
Days since DWP received my PIP review form: 190
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
April 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Days since DWP received my PIP review form: 190
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
Decisions made: 0
Text messages I've received telling me they still have it: 2
Days I was given to fill, get evidence, assistance, and return it in order to meet their deadline: ~20
Days I used: 12
Which one of us is the alleged lazy one again?
Does anyone find eye tests where image is different per eye to be hard? I can see them line up to make one image but it strobes.
Just had eye test and optician was trying so hard, but I could feel her patience waning while I was struggling to answer whether the top and bottom red line were aligned.
Just had eye test and optician was trying so hard, but I could feel her patience waning while I was struggling to answer whether the top and bottom red line were aligned.
April 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Does anyone find eye tests where image is different per eye to be hard? I can see them line up to make one image but it strobes.
Just had eye test and optician was trying so hard, but I could feel her patience waning while I was struggling to answer whether the top and bottom red line were aligned.
Just had eye test and optician was trying so hard, but I could feel her patience waning while I was struggling to answer whether the top and bottom red line were aligned.
Is the Supreme Court now controlled by the same parasitic mould that lives on JK Rowling and her walls? How long do we have before it comes for us all? Asking so I can have a schedule of when I need to off myself so I don't have to share a deranged British hate-hive w/ JK fucking Rowling.
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is the Supreme Court now controlled by the same parasitic mould that lives on JK Rowling and her walls? How long do we have before it comes for us all? Asking so I can have a schedule of when I need to off myself so I don't have to share a deranged British hate-hive w/ JK fucking Rowling.
Today I (with a group) infodumped about experiences I've had from the NHS as a #neurodivergent person.
I don't know if it will improve things, but someone has taken my experiences up with people with important sounding titles like "clinical lead" & "delivery manager" so I guess that's a thing?
I don't know if it will improve things, but someone has taken my experiences up with people with important sounding titles like "clinical lead" & "delivery manager" so I guess that's a thing?
April 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today I (with a group) infodumped about experiences I've had from the NHS as a #neurodivergent person.
I don't know if it will improve things, but someone has taken my experiences up with people with important sounding titles like "clinical lead" & "delivery manager" so I guess that's a thing?
I don't know if it will improve things, but someone has taken my experiences up with people with important sounding titles like "clinical lead" & "delivery manager" so I guess that's a thing?
Sometimes you have to shit a few farts before you can fart a whole shit.
March 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Sometimes you have to shit a few farts before you can fart a whole shit.
