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Aran
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- Level 36 Pisswizard
- Fakkin Pompey mush! (UK)
- They/Them/Their (they/them/there if I don’t like you.)
- Card carrying autist and cringelord.
- Fat Fuck with Fibro.
- Mobility Scooter Racing Champion!
- Fascists will be poorly photoshopped and mocked.
It's been a quarter of a fucking century and I can still remember Every. Fucking. Key. 😂
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
@joebaldwin.me.uk GOT MY OWN SHART!
October 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He looks literally on death's door. 🤞
September 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just realised somehow I'm scrolling your page instead of my feed WHOOPS that's creepy. Anyway, now I've gotta go rewatch Cell Block H.
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I( guess you could say you got your cheeks clapped!

(Get well soon.)
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Is there one for the videos of the procedure called wikiyeet?
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A grift. ;)
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In the brief period I had an maintained a LinkedIn for a job, I don't think I ever saw a single post that didn't feel like the poster was jorkin it to the smell of their own farts.
August 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Read 'em?! I fuckin' write 'em!!!
July 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is how I imagine your dreams. Lloyds Bank ads and ugly CGI couples.

SURPRISE! IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

"MORTGAGE DECLINED: APPLICANT HOSTS NONCE-RAVE IN HIS MICROWAVE" strobe on screen in high-contrast colours. A distorted bassline deafens you.

Beep.

You start revolving as your skin melts off.
July 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I swear, from the shit like this I've seen online over the years, it looks like the people who are the vilest to HIV+ people are the exact same people who are at the highest risk of contraction. I wonder if they end up treating themselves with the same disdain...
July 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just sayin'. You can keep collecting the expensive overpriced little freaks if you want. Doesn't affect me in any way. I just think they're going to come to life and start drinking your piss while you sleep.
July 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM