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Aanish Puri
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Twins fan and Med Student
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Get ready to see a lot of Buck Trucking in Atlanta!

Byron Buxton is set to compete in the 2025 Home Run Derby!
July 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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man, there is some serious egg on my face right now
May 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Today and every day,

You belong here 🏳️‍⚧️

#TransDayOfVisibility
March 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Anyway I just sent a fax to my senator.

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March 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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“And Leon’s getting larger!” is a go-to quote with my co-workers.
One of my subscribers just told me that Stephen Stucker, the "there's a sale at Penny's!" and "Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl" actor from "Airplane!" was his childhood babysitter.
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Bob Nightengale: The cup is NOT on a plane, the cup is NOT in Toronto, the cup is at home in Los Angeles
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Vikings win, Wolves win, Chiefs lose!

...and my cousin is gonna put up 222 to my 89 in fantasy. Thank god it's a make-believe team
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Great to see so many baseball fans joining the Bluesky community! Please help us get connected with a like and repost. 🙏
November 17, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Storm after storm the roof kept them dry

They forgot the rain

Wisdom is learning from the past and maintaining that knowledge
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I kinda became numb to the sick, hateful replies over at that other place, but now that I see that people can be normal on social media - wtf man?
November 16, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Brewing some hard apple cider on Saturday and I'm pumped - my first few tries at a Lager and IPA were better than I hoped
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Perhaps a new site is good for actually starting to post things - hopefully just memes about the Twins
November 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM