Byron Buxton is set to compete in the 2025 Home Run Derby!
Byron Buxton is set to compete in the 2025 Home Run Derby!
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Bob Nightengale: The cup is NOT on a plane, the cup is NOT in Toronto, the cup is at home in Los Angeles
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Bob Nightengale: The cup is NOT on a plane, the cup is NOT in Toronto, the cup is at home in Los Angeles
...and my cousin is gonna put up 222 to my 89 in fantasy. Thank god it's a make-believe team
...and my cousin is gonna put up 222 to my 89 in fantasy. Thank god it's a make-believe team
They forgot the rain
Wisdom is learning from the past and maintaining that knowledge
They forgot the rain
Wisdom is learning from the past and maintaining that knowledge
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.