April
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April
@aprilrking.bsky.social
Chicago: Romantasy fan and cat lady 😻
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Nicole Wallace has created the slogan for 2025.

“This is sick shit”

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‘This is sick s***’: Nicolle Wallace reacts to another Trump attack on female reporter
YouTube video by MS NOW
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December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Denmark to end book tax to encourage people to read
Denmark to end book tax to encourage people to read
Culture Minister Jakob Engel-Schmidt said that the measure was aimed at fixing Denmark's 'reading crisis.' The Scandinavian country's 25% sales tax on books is currently the highest in Europe.
www.lemonde.fr
August 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This has got to be one the most bad ass things I’ve seen done lately. 👏👏
The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.

We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.

theonion.com/letter-to-co...
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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11 MILLION PEOPLE!! 💥💥💥

Are we nearing the magic 3.5%??

Never forget….WE hold the power.

#nokings
June 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I want to wish my cats Mulder & Scully a happy #NationalTabbyDay

#catsofbluesky
April 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social could the @theonion.com write a snarky article about this really dumb take by the democrats.
A group of Senate Democrats were criticized by the party for helping pass a government funding bill in March.

But as President Trump’s tariff policy has resulted in economic uncertainty, those Democrats are feeling vindicated for helping keep the government open.
Senate Democrats who took heat for government shutdown vote now feel vindicated
They say allowing a GOP funding bill to pass has allowed Democrats to keep their focus on Trump as his tariffs have roiled the global economy.
nbcnews.to
April 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Everything is bad but birds are good so time to reinstitute BIRD PROTOCOL where a bird is deployed to offset endless evil vibes, please enjoy, birds are good, okay bye

(photo by me)
April 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Tips For Managing Seasonal Allergies
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April 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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ネコ飛出し注意 (neko tobidashi chūi) Means “watch for cats darting out” and I love this sign.
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think the @theonion.com should sue WSJ for plagiarism. When did they get into satire?
March 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I know you’ve been waiting for this and I’m so excited to announce that my Bespelled special edition is now available for preorder!

🔗 certifiedsmutdealer.com/collections/...
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Not quite a romantasy, maybe you'd like my romantic contemporary fantasy about a 40-something midwife who suddenly develops powers just as perimenopause hits? Out November 2025 from Alcove. rubylangwrites.com/the-glowing-...
I want a “romantasy” where women don’t come into their powers until 40. The most powerful are childfree & they spend their lives battling against men who try to impregnate them to take their power away.
March 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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ICYMI: Congressman Al Green’s Floor Speech Addressing His Being Censured. Watch Rep. Green’s floor speech by clicking here: youtu.be/Xn1Mtn0RiLY?...
ICYMI: Congressman Al Green’s Floor Speech Addressing His Being Censured
YouTube video by Rep. Al Green
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March 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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These ten Democrats should just quit. To censure Green when there have never been consequences for MTG for egregious behavior whereas Green was protesting fascism. We are drowning in shit.
US House voted 224-198 to censure Rep. Al Green (D-Texas)

Republicans 214-0
Democrats 10-198 (with 2 Ds voting "present")
March 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Enjoyed the audiobook Queen of Roses. It’s a romantasy retelling of King Arthur. It was a fun listen.

#booksky #romantasy
February 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
2025 is crazy and chaotic…I’ve been thinking that there are several punk rock/new wave songs from the late 70s early 80s that just best describe how I feel. Like The Jam’s Going Underground

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The Jam - Going Underground
YouTube video by TheJamVEVO
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February 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Slowly making my way through Onyx Storm. Congrats to Rebecca Yarros on the overwhelming success of this book. I love the fact that female authors are dominating book sales.

#booksky
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Chappell Roan is a treasure and so talented.
Chappell Roan: "I would not be here without trans girls." #Grammys
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM