ethan
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ethan
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pathetic peripatetic
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.
September 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo.

If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Tim Walz would have given the pope a casserole and a midwestern corn salve that's great for congestion.
April 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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the 2 genres of crowdfunding:
1. please help me feed my children while i plot my escape from being bombed in a war zone
2. pls donate to buy me a new streaming computer because my dad won’t let me use his dell anymore
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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#ImaginaryMuseum **Artist’s Birthday**

Jean-Baptiste Oudry, French painter, 17 March 1686 – 30 April 1755

Cassowary, 1745

Oil on canvas, 63.7 in x 50.1 in

Staatliches Museum Schwerin, Germany
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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TYRANT TRUMP SENT FEDERAL AGENTS TO ARREST A MAN FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND.

- that’s the message. The Feds are arresting men for free speech. Don’t get trapped in the student visa green card, foreign policy-

TYRANT TRUMP IS USING FEDS TO BLACKBAG PEOPLE FOR SPEAKING.
March 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The consistency Randall Munroe has shown publishing xkcd 3 times a week for 20 years blows my mind. I know there are people who have done more for longer, but I’ve been reading xkcd since almost the beginning and the topics are close to home for me. Hits different.
March 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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if you see a dog walking a human, dont worry about it. thats just the way things are now
March 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a “miniaturist” when I grew up. I thought it was a job. My mother told me that it wasn’t, that it was more of a hobby.

BUT LO AND BEHOLD
The energy I bring to Bluesky
February 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Your regular reminder that the US air & water pollution laws passed in the 60s & 70s -- and the elaborate federal bureaucracy created to administer them -- constitute one of the most successful gov't interventions in history. WILDLY successful. The envy of the world.
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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This is just segregation. They're doing segregation
Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Feb 22
In an unprecedented purge of the military’s senior leadership, President Donald Trump fired the top US general just moments before his defense secretary fired the chief of the US Navy and the vice chief of the Air Force.
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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got banned from PetSmart for saying the cat was doomed
February 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.

They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
this uncomfortably timeless episode really needs to be a part of history curriculums

youtu.be/mTBWkMQz6nY?...
THREE STOOGES - Ep. 44 - You Nazty Spy
YouTube video by The Three Stooges+
youtu.be
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Musk and his team have hostilely taken over OPM. Tonight’s email to fed employees mirrors the “Fork in the Road” message sent to Twitter (now X) staff after Musk’s 2022 takeover. He is working with the Trump administration to build profiles on federal workers based on loyalty (political standing).
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Currently, too relevant.
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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We highly advised for all federal employees not to respond to or open OPM emails. Our coalition will be advised on additional precautions. Reports of a hostile takeover at OPM have been circulating. More details will be released in the future.
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM