@appleempanada.bsky.social
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I don’t care about the consequences I want my lick back.
July 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don’t care about the consequences I want my lick back.
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons
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July 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Niall Maher. #NewYorkerCartoons
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If you don’t think I’m sweet you don’t deserve my sweetness idk how else to put it!
March 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you don’t think I’m sweet you don’t deserve my sweetness idk how else to put it!
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Big titties are a scam.
Bras are expensive.
Your back hurts.
It’s hard to sleep on them.
Bras are expensive.
Your back hurts.
It’s hard to sleep on them.
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Big titties are a scam.
Bras are expensive.
Your back hurts.
It’s hard to sleep on them.
Bras are expensive.
Your back hurts.
It’s hard to sleep on them.
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I’m picking up faster than Future answering for gorgeous doll 🤣🤣 ain’t no first ring 🤣
March 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m picking up faster than Future answering for gorgeous doll 🤣🤣 ain’t no first ring 🤣
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LATEST: An abrupt freeze on nearly all federal grants and loans announced by President Trump's administration has created widespread confusion across the government.
Here's what we know on what federal agencies have been told: nbcnews.to/4hfe0Bq
Here's what we know on what federal agencies have been told: nbcnews.to/4hfe0Bq
January 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
LATEST: An abrupt freeze on nearly all federal grants and loans announced by President Trump's administration has created widespread confusion across the government.
Here's what we know on what federal agencies have been told: nbcnews.to/4hfe0Bq
Here's what we know on what federal agencies have been told: nbcnews.to/4hfe0Bq
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"ICE directives come and go. The Constitution is here to stay."
As ICE ramps up immigration raids under Trump, @amytorres.bsky.social of @njaij.bsky.social explains why it's important to know your rights.
www.democracynow.org/2025/1/28/ic...
As ICE ramps up immigration raids under Trump, @amytorres.bsky.social of @njaij.bsky.social explains why it's important to know your rights.
www.democracynow.org/2025/1/28/ic...
January 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"ICE directives come and go. The Constitution is here to stay."
As ICE ramps up immigration raids under Trump, @amytorres.bsky.social of @njaij.bsky.social explains why it's important to know your rights.
www.democracynow.org/2025/1/28/ic...
As ICE ramps up immigration raids under Trump, @amytorres.bsky.social of @njaij.bsky.social explains why it's important to know your rights.
www.democracynow.org/2025/1/28/ic...
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Don’t be shamed. It’s still good
Confession: I be eating Taco Bell #sorrynotsorry
January 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Don’t be shamed. It’s still good
Where the sidewalk ends
12. What was your favorite book as a kid?
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Where the sidewalk ends
American Dream
9. What is the most successful lie in history?
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
American Dream
Greed
5. What is, truly, the root of all evil?
January 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Greed
Today, Miley. party in the USA
3. When you think about pop music, what is the first thing that comes to mind?
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today, Miley. party in the USA
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Unless we married you better not ask me who’s pussy is this
a man with a beard is talking on a live video
ALT: a man with a beard is talking on a live video
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January 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Unless we married you better not ask me who’s pussy is this
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I’m not married, but I will be in a relationship in 2025. It’s time to fall in love.
December 28, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I’m not married, but I will be in a relationship in 2025. It’s time to fall in love.
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You can’t make me breakfast if you cook everything with oil.. greasy ass food!
December 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM
You can’t make me breakfast if you cook everything with oil.. greasy ass food!
5s and 9s
December 15, 2024 at 5:54 PM
5s and 9s
Christmas Classic in our matching pajamas 🎄🎅🏽🤶🏽🎁
December 13, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Christmas Classic in our matching pajamas 🎄🎅🏽🤶🏽🎁
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I love conspiracy theories 😂 spice up the plot a lil bit
December 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I love conspiracy theories 😂 spice up the plot a lil bit