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ohhh of course, how silly of me to forget how funny our president is hahaha he's just trolling hahaha good one mr. president
BARTIROMO: A lot of people are saying this Jerome Powell investigation is political
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I think this is the president almost trolling here. We got bigger issues to go after than this one though.
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I think this is the president almost trolling here. We got bigger issues to go after than this one though.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
ohhh of course, how silly of me to forget how funny our president is hahaha he's just trolling hahaha good one mr. president
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will...[checks notes]...kill me?
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 4:47 PM
sticks and stones may break my bones but words will...[checks notes]...kill me?
i mean, idk what else to say other than fuck this guy to the moon and back
JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i mean, idk what else to say other than fuck this guy to the moon and back
[walking around a highway off-ramp]
Nick: "Chevron...Quik Trip...it doesn't make sense, why would you have all this competition so close by?"
Nick: "Chevron...Quik Trip...it doesn't make sense, why would you have all this competition so close by?"
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
[walking around a highway off-ramp]
Nick: "Chevron...Quik Trip...it doesn't make sense, why would you have all this competition so close by?"
Nick: "Chevron...Quik Trip...it doesn't make sense, why would you have all this competition so close by?"
it was a bit jarring to hear her rebut with "cocaine?!", as if that's a serious consideration in committing an act of war
BARTIROMO: With all due respect, I think the goal here is to stop the drug and human trafficking into America, and I don't think Saudi Arabia is sending fentanyl into America
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
it was a bit jarring to hear her rebut with "cocaine?!", as if that's a serious consideration in committing an act of war
maybe it's just me but i've been thinking often about how lured in i'd be by a national campaign of honesty. like, that's it: no substantive policies or attempts at relating to the common condition of folks--just a candidate who promises honesty and steadfastness in their beliefs.
part of the genius of his major campaign ideas is that they can be deployed fairly quickly as tangible deliverables. they can help him build trust with voters as someone who does what he says he will do. and trust goes a long way!
I think people are underestimating how much Mamdani, even more so than your average elected leftist, see it as his top priority to not be seen as a failed mayor. He is not going to be another Brandon Johnson, I’d wager
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
maybe it's just me but i've been thinking often about how lured in i'd be by a national campaign of honesty. like, that's it: no substantive policies or attempts at relating to the common condition of folks--just a candidate who promises honesty and steadfastness in their beliefs.
Miller would rather scuttle America's exceptionalism than seek therapy
Who among us will ever forget where we were and what we were doing when we learned that undocumented migrants to the United States were taking all the atom-splitting jobs
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Miller would rather scuttle America's exceptionalism than seek therapy
yikes, i'm not sure i understand still...i think what will help is if you RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
WELKER: The WH has said Trump is in the files. Can you guarantee every mention & photo of him in the Epstein files will be released?
BLANCHE: Yes. But let me make sure everybody understands: to the extent that he is 'in the files,' it's not bc he had anything to do with horrific crimes. Full stop.
BLANCHE: Yes. But let me make sure everybody understands: to the extent that he is 'in the files,' it's not bc he had anything to do with horrific crimes. Full stop.
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
yikes, i'm not sure i understand still...i think what will help is if you RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
as a taxpayer it's super duper cool to see the serious process of oversight be spent on too-online trolls
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
as a taxpayer it's super duper cool to see the serious process of oversight be spent on too-online trolls
lmfao
I knew that President Trump’s grading himself on the economy reminded me of someone else!!!
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
lmfao
must suck to be objectively the worst on a single issue as a single issue party
Mike Johnson: "These are the facts and they're undisputed: They broke the economy and now they want to lecture to the American people about affordability."
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
must suck to be objectively the worst on a single issue as a single issue party
informative watch!
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
informative watch!
i can't get over how fucking orange his face is
Trump: "They're finding money in our country now that they never knew existed. The other day -- $30b. Where did it come from? I said, 'Why don't you check the tariffs shelf?' They said, 'Sir, that tariff hasn't started yet.' I said, 'No, it started 2 months ago.' They call back- 'sir, you're right'"
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i can't get over how fucking orange his face is
the optics of a grandparent reading out loud his birthday cards
Trump is trying to set a world record today for the most white people gathered around a single desk
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the optics of a grandparent reading out loud his birthday cards
i refuse to believe he verbalized hot dog man meme
I wonder who has been in charge of the House for the last 3 years?
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i refuse to believe he verbalized hot dog man meme
hot take: bondi instructed trump to order her to open an investigation
Trump’s order that DOJ investigate ties between Epstein and Democrats is deviously brilliant—an ongoing investigation can be used as a reason, even if pretextual, to block public disclosure of the file.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
Justice Department to Investigate Epstein Ties, but Not to Trump
President Trump ordered the Justice Department to investigate the dealings of Democrats with Jeffrey Epstein, after a week in which his own relationship with the convicted sex offender was in the…
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
hot take: bondi instructed trump to order her to open an investigation
mark my words: what we will witness is trump scandal'ing through this scandal
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
mark my words: what we will witness is trump scandal'ing through this scandal
knowing how trump works, i can assure you that those "conversations" were nothing short of extortion
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
knowing how trump works, i can assure you that those "conversations" were nothing short of extortion
i can't help but feel with growing belief that these acknowledgements are more to the tune of a last rites ceremony than "dear leader" praise.
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i can't help but feel with growing belief that these acknowledgements are more to the tune of a last rites ceremony than "dear leader" praise.
i'm having flashbacks of post-2024 election night, waking up with complete and debilitating disbelief, coupled with an endless thought loop of why this is happening--again.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i'm having flashbacks of post-2024 election night, waking up with complete and debilitating disbelief, coupled with an endless thought loop of why this is happening--again.
"they'll make us a permanent minority"
no, you've always been the minority. that's literally the problem.
no, you've always been the minority. that's literally the problem.
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"they'll make us a permanent minority"
no, you've always been the minority. that's literally the problem.
no, you've always been the minority. that's literally the problem.
me, retrieving my waffle after the preset timer goes off
October 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
me, retrieving my waffle after the preset timer goes off
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October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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