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Bryan Paronto
@apisandipas.bsky.social
he/him | software engineer | cat dad | Linux enthusiast
My girlfriend: We live in a pog-based economy now!

@bewatermelon.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I saw #SinnersMovie today and it was a 10/10 - no exaggeration
April 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
New “Black Country, New Road” album is great! It took me a few listens to really fall in love with it but I eventually did.
April 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Republicans.
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
NextJS is simply the best. I love the changes they’ve made over the last few years, especially the multiple caching mechanisms and their recommendation of non stable APIs. 🤌
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Our cartoonists are doing the job our journalists are afraid to.
March 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I would love for one of these planes that are falling out of the sky to do so directly onto dick durbin, preferably while he's enjoying a nice coffee with chuck schumer
March 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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More of this! We all know this won’t pass but this is a line in the sand and a great talking point.

/cc @shasti.bsky.social
What a wonderful idea…👇

Let’s. Do. This. ✨
March 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hegseth has banned pictures of the the Enola Gay for anti-DEI purposes. I wish this were a joke.
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Stolen from the Chicago subreddit.
February 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Whenever someone in a position of wild unchecked power promises a portion of the population will endure hardship for the good of everyone, they never include themselves.
February 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I hear #whitelotus has changed their theme song and I’m wondering if I’m even on board anymore…
February 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Happy Half-Price Valentine's Candy Day to all who celebrate
February 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My coworker found out I used Arch Linux but didn’t believe me because I hadn’t talked about or bragged about it enough.

I use Arch btw
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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How can I a Wizard with adhd cast magic if I can't hocus focus.
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
February 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nosferatu was great but I feel like I was missing some context having not seen Nosferat 1
December 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Every UUID Dot Com
Every UUID
A searchable list of every UUID v4 - scroll till you find a new favorite.
everyuuid.com
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM