Chris
@annihilator.family
saw a hawk pick up a squirrel one time
CBNCBNCBN on letterboxd
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people who have hated the story of the last few wow expansions are eating well on the successful yarn-boarding that the guy everyone hated was, actually, to blame for reusing a bunch of kingdoms of amalur lore stuff once he got narrative lead responsibilities. i am one of these people. yum
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
people who have hated the story of the last few wow expansions are eating well on the successful yarn-boarding that the guy everyone hated was, actually, to blame for reusing a bunch of kingdoms of amalur lore stuff once he got narrative lead responsibilities. i am one of these people. yum
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this shit is so funny. putting aside the high likelihood this guy's just a liar, it's a situation where -- look. batman has a no kill rule. makes a huge deal of it. why's that? it's because batman really, really, really wants to kill people and knows he shouldn't. superman just doesn't kill people
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this shit is so funny. putting aside the high likelihood this guy's just a liar, it's a situation where -- look. batman has a no kill rule. makes a huge deal of it. why's that? it's because batman really, really, really wants to kill people and knows he shouldn't. superman just doesn't kill people
hopeful that the biggest trend in ai for 2026 is "sam altman begging in the woods like miller's crossing"
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
hopeful that the biggest trend in ai for 2026 is "sam altman begging in the woods like miller's crossing"
Sora, generate the events of the movie The Sadness but with the cast of Kingdom Hearts. thank you
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sora, generate the events of the movie The Sadness but with the cast of Kingdom Hearts. thank you
unreasonably excited about this being the first morning this week where i haven't had to shovel the sidewalk
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
unreasonably excited about this being the first morning this week where i haven't had to shovel the sidewalk
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Imagine if Calvin's Dad had to read the news from an algorithm in 2025 and the next Sunday comic it's just seven panels of him polishing a rifle in the garage under a single dangling bulb
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Imagine if Calvin's Dad had to read the news from an algorithm in 2025 and the next Sunday comic it's just seven panels of him polishing a rifle in the garage under a single dangling bulb
i can tell that WoW housing has successfully captured the feeling of homeownership, because whenever i make any reasonable amount of gold from an activity my first thought is "i'm just gonna end up spending this on my house"
and i immediately do
and i immediately do
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i can tell that WoW housing has successfully captured the feeling of homeownership, because whenever i make any reasonable amount of gold from an activity my first thought is "i'm just gonna end up spending this on my house"
and i immediately do
and i immediately do
"didn't see the movie but i'm giving it a 1-star review" mindset has come to fucking. sour grapes level 2
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"didn't see the movie but i'm giving it a 1-star review" mindset has come to fucking. sour grapes level 2
describing warframe sometimes feels like you're explaining some bullshit iceberg chart
dec 2024: they made a monster boy band and you hunt them down while they sing full original songs
dec 2025: they have for-real werner herzog whispering to you while you fight Evil Sun Catholicism Level 3
dec 2024: they made a monster boy band and you hunt them down while they sing full original songs
dec 2025: they have for-real werner herzog whispering to you while you fight Evil Sun Catholicism Level 3
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
describing warframe sometimes feels like you're explaining some bullshit iceberg chart
dec 2024: they made a monster boy band and you hunt them down while they sing full original songs
dec 2025: they have for-real werner herzog whispering to you while you fight Evil Sun Catholicism Level 3
dec 2024: they made a monster boy band and you hunt them down while they sing full original songs
dec 2025: they have for-real werner herzog whispering to you while you fight Evil Sun Catholicism Level 3
goblins probably have the traditional p & v situation, but kobolds are absolutely rocking cloacas, we can all agree on this right?
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
goblins probably have the traditional p & v situation, but kobolds are absolutely rocking cloacas, we can all agree on this right?
packers winning on an endzone interception is one of those things that
1. only happens to the bears
2. ensures maximum screaming from packers fans
so it should've been obvious before we started that this was going to be the outcome
1. only happens to the bears
2. ensures maximum screaming from packers fans
so it should've been obvious before we started that this was going to be the outcome
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
packers winning on an endzone interception is one of those things that
1. only happens to the bears
2. ensures maximum screaming from packers fans
so it should've been obvious before we started that this was going to be the outcome
1. only happens to the bears
2. ensures maximum screaming from packers fans
so it should've been obvious before we started that this was going to be the outcome
"You're the Worst" was right, i've gotten to the age where i'm listening to LCD Soundsystem.
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"You're the Worst" was right, i've gotten to the age where i'm listening to LCD Soundsystem.
update here: they baked chocolate chip cookies and brought a box over to us, STILL WARM FROM THE OVEN, tonight. virtue is NOT its own reward folks. rewards are
foot of snow. shoveled our driveway and our neighbors', as well as the sidewalks. midwest supremacy, great lakes total victory.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
update here: they baked chocolate chip cookies and brought a box over to us, STILL WARM FROM THE OVEN, tonight. virtue is NOT its own reward folks. rewards are
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enjoying a crisp strawberry Milkis on this lovely winter day
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
enjoying a crisp strawberry Milkis on this lovely winter day
the year is 2027. your netflix subscription costs $59.99 a month. there is nothing to watch.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the year is 2027. your netflix subscription costs $59.99 a month. there is nothing to watch.
sorry, "games coming out or getting big content updates in december." i was just reminded dead rising exists
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
sorry, "games coming out or getting big content updates in december." i was just reminded dead rising exists
A Morning Of Virtue (shoveling snow before 8am)
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A Morning Of Virtue (shoveling snow before 8am)
Lane Kiffin Has Been Devoured Live By Wild Dogs; A Nation Rejoices
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Lane Kiffin Has Been Devoured Live By Wild Dogs; A Nation Rejoices
foot of snow. shoveled our driveway and our neighbors', as well as the sidewalks. midwest supremacy, great lakes total victory.
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
foot of snow. shoveled our driveway and our neighbors', as well as the sidewalks. midwest supremacy, great lakes total victory.
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"turkey's the worst holiday meal, and meat!" you lack the spark of creation. you are abominated before god. i am eating well.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"turkey's the worst holiday meal, and meat!" you lack the spark of creation. you are abominated before god. i am eating well.
folks if i get any more anti-ai you're gonna have to power drill your hard drive to remove evidence of seeing my posts
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
folks if i get any more anti-ai you're gonna have to power drill your hard drive to remove evidence of seeing my posts
tuesday evening before thanksgiving: the brine adventure for turkey begins here, and the haters can line up to be waiters at my table of delicious success.
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
tuesday evening before thanksgiving: the brine adventure for turkey begins here, and the haters can line up to be waiters at my table of delicious success.