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saw a hawk pick up a squirrel one time

CBNCBNCBN on letterboxd
"turkey's the worst holiday meal, and meat!" you lack the spark of creation. you are abominated before god. i am eating well.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i think we're overdue
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
laughing really hard that the redaction people got lazy so after a point you just have stuff like this. huh i wonder who the person who wasn't "jeffrey epstein itunes at gmail" that got redacted here was?
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
happy wednesday and a very Smell You Later to all not involved
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
big shoutouts to @bitterkarella.bsky.social for making me do a double-take on vacation when i spotted Moonflow in Auckland (Time Out)
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
the last thing you see before you spend 10 minutes ugly-crying in the international antarctic centre bathrooms for reasons you still can't fully articulate
September 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
@catboss.bsky.social at the melbourne zoo we found your little prince in monkey form
September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
took me way too long to realize why christchurch felt so much like home
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
found some moral support for you at the national gallery of victoria
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
cast two spells to summon bsky moderation
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
shhhh julian richings with floppy 90s hair can't hurt you now

julian richings with floppy 90s hair:
August 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
like i'm sorry but doom has fucking BARS here
August 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i was debating a Terriers rewatch when i realized every article of clothing i own is somewhere on the spectrum displayed here
July 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i mean. bsky already has opinions about whether or not this is gonna be good:
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
zillow presents: Staging With Unsettling Auras
July 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
can't stop thinking about this awful awful skull and what's hiding inside
July 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the cropping on the preview photo is doing robotnik here a ton of favors. apologies for jumpscare:
July 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i miss when i wrote bar trivia questions in grad school, because then i had a place to let out the brain worms that infect me while i'm showering. like this one
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Date Everything coming in hot trying to win GOTY
June 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
June 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the only good part of this article is the unintentional punchline
May 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
spent the afternoon moving rocks around the yard, curing me of any desire to play stardew valley for awhile
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i think NOT looking like depressed pim is a massive W tbh
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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