Saved from indoctrination by being clinically allergic to podcast/youtube voice

It might be a good time to step away and do something chill, like watch Uncut Gems or juggle chainsaws

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.

if not hell, why hell-shaped

I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—