“Have I been an angry person at times in my life? Who hasn’t? If you’d crossed me at the peak of my tabloid notoriety, you soon would have known about it. I will hold my hands up & say I was mean to some people. Jennifer Aniston did not call me ‘that tiny scuttling slag with the ears’ for nothing."

My pottery studio only takes checks or exact cash. So I get through a lot of checks: every time I need clay, kiln stamps, extra hours, tuition, etc.

This great blue heron is thoroughly disgusted by the number of labor law violations Starbucks has committed

For notebooks I like Leuchtturm 120g, I can write with even a stub nib on both sides of the paper because it’s so thick.