Gareth Puke
ann-umedadmeester.bsky.social
Gareth Puke
@ann-umedadmeester.bsky.social
No hole, just prose
The best feeling you can have as a guy comes from getting away without checking bags
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The ring camera running facial recognition on everyone and sending it to the authorities?
I would get rid of it but I need to post hummingbird pics for clout you see
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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“Mid-career poets”? Is this by age? Or those that are Poet Grade 3 or 4? And how do you know they will still have a career? WHAT IF THEY DIE?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 3d
Three new collections by mid-career poets lay claim to stories of identity, suffering and hope, to a kind of collective subjectivity, to the inner life of a country in the throes of deep pain and uncertainty. n.pr/4864WeG
New poetry stresses that our stories are more precious and urgent than ever
Three new collections by mid-career poets lay claim to stories of identity, suffering and hope, to a kind of collective subjectivity, to the inner life of a country in the throes of deep pain and uncertainty.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Can I get you an Americano (derogatory)
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I saw the best bars of my generation get 4.2 ⭐️ on maps
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Woke Visconti making Rocco E I Suoi Theytelli
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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What has she ever done? Has she ever made the Hyperloop? You did. Has she ever invented self-driving cars? You did that. Has she ever taken humanity to Mars? That is an accomplishment you have pulled off, that she never will.
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Five years ago, at NeurIPS, in Raji et al 2021 we told them so:

datasets-benchmarks-proceedings.neurips.cc/paper/2021/h...
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Something I’ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That there’s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time.

But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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MUƧIC HAPPΞNING: Happy 89th birthday to American rockabilly singer Sparkle Moore (born Barbara Morgan) November 6, 1936

❝That's one thing that bothers me to this day, that people have to peddle skin to sell a record, like you've gotta sell skin if you're a woman.❞
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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arXiv will no longer accept review articles and position papers unless they have been accepted at a journal or a conference and complete successful peer review.

This is due to being overwhelmed by a hundreds of AI generated papers a month.

Yet another open submission process killed by LLMs.
Attention Authors: Updated Practice for Review Articles and Position Papers in arXiv CS Category – arXiv blog
blog.arxiv.org
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Don’t appreciate how the new kia carnivals use the same silhouette as the cop explorers
October 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Everyone talks about Steven Bradbury scoring the gold, but Stuart Diver scoring operations manager is the more illustrative tale
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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if public funding for scientific research subsidized the rise of an oligarch scammer who then bought an election and cut all the scientific research funding, of what use was it?
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s just a song about a baby having a hot streak, doesn’t need anything too serious over the top.

Robert Fripp:
October 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Huh, wonder what that new shoe is for
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The co-exist bumper sticker but just the evil symbols
October 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I have some bad news about the "engineer" title lol
"journalist" should be a protected title, like "engineer". that if you misrepresent things, you lose your practice
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I can’t through this shirt away, you see one time I had a hot photo taken in it
October 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
iBolso de soltero!
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Why are Greek movies so strange? It turns out they've been "weird" for a while, and not for the reasons you might think. My latest essay for the Los Angeles Review of Books. @lareviewofbooks.bsky.social #film #architecture lareviewofbooks.org/article/cris...
Crisis Makes Weird | Los Angeles Review of Books
Harrison Blackman discusses the aesthetics and politics of Greek cinema’s Weird Wave.
lareviewofbooks.org
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience
September 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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BTIG: “There is something going on” with Private Equity that is not getting enough attention ..

“.. has plunged ~14%, while HY spreads (up until a few days ago) were 'tighter'. Spreads have now widened three days in a row .. means there is a lot riding on the AI narrative holding up.”
October 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM