A Neurotic Cow
aneuroticcow.bsky.social
A Neurotic Cow
@aneuroticcow.bsky.social
I like cows.

Collector of mental conditions and scientific papers "I'll read eventually". DMs open to discuss either.

Pronouns (EN): *point finger with mocking intent*/*other context-dependent hand gesture*
Pronouns (IT): coso là, come se chiama?
Non voglio fare il guastafeste, ma tutte le foto che si trovano in giro sono così.

E comunque io sono per la mobilità tradizionale. Poche cose battono il carro di buoi.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@astropotamus.com please don't laugh too hard. You'll pop a vein.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dopo due giorni a scolare/fermentare, sono usciti 300g di una specie di Philadelphia pannosa, che è stato d'uopo usare per una cheesecake mezza improvvisata.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@astropotamus.com prepare to be greatly disappointed!
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
La prova che non bisogna mai pulire casa.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
BUONGIORNISSIMO!!!1!!1!!1!

Dopo circa un anno di prove con miscele e procedimenti diversi, ho finalmente calibrato quasi tutte le variabili (manca la quantità di acqua, che sputtanerà tutto il resto) per un espresso decente.
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So, is it basically the fruit of the sinful union of Vim and Emacs, when someone turned off the lights during an LLM adult party?
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ceci n'est pas un fromage 😑

Avrò buttato 5 litri di latte in varie prove, cambiato la temperatura, l'acidità, la quantità di caglio (vegetale preso su Amazon, probabilmente la colpa è sua), aggiunto calcio, invocato Mefisto in un crocevia in una notte di luna piena. Niente.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
While it is true that the Bluetooth symbol comes from Norse runes, its true meaning is actually related to the kind of curse haunting every pair of earphones. Fixing volume issues, even in 2025, requires a blood sacrifice and other obscure rituals.
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
C'è qualche entomologo in grado di aiutarmi a identificare questo scorpione?
L'area geografica è Sicilia nord occidentale, 700m slm, zona boschiva.
È il terzo che incontro in una ventina di anni e la casa è stata completamente ristrutturata, quindi erano esemplari diversi di una specie endemica.
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
1/3 of the yield got lost, because I was hungry.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It is November. These are summer fruits.
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It is possible to die by chocolate poisoning, this may be surprising for non-biologists, but otherwise understandable.

But apparently it is also possible for somebody to buy 41kg of chocolate and doughnuts "as bait".
What the hell is wrong with people? Willy Wonka never wanted this to happen.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ogni tanto anche qualche soddisfazione.
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
5 hours left to get back home. Probably.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
✅ tagliere di salumi e crescia sfogliata di Urbino al tartufo.
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Il correttore di Zuckerberg ha avuto un ictus.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I never know how to feel about these very high level let-me-tell-you-something-obvious keynote talks. Technically they are simple and unquestionably true, but in practice they are applicable only to spherical cows.
Sure, having infinite money and time you should always design good experiments.
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not enough to share, too many to leave them unattended for the next month :(
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It can be used to write on a file. Or a device, which is a special file. Or a named pipe, which is another kind of file. Or a process, which is a file ad well.

Or anything really, which is also a file.
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Horror story in one picture.
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Scammers, please check that your victim has an average above 1 like per post, before attempting something like this. Even if someone stole my identity, they'd gain nothing.

(Hiding user information because they may have been hacked, and they may not deserve public shaming.)
October 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You guys are trying hard to make me switch back to Windows XP.
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM