Andy Royle
@andyroyle.bsky.social
Fifty something curmudgeon from Manchester relocated “darn sarf” . Was once almost killed by a meteorite. Likes music, festivals, tech, walking. Dislikes the right; fears for the planet. Let’s sort it all out over a pint
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I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
@tomrobinson.com just heard you say that the last now playing is in 2 weeks. Tell me it isn’t so Tom.
May 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@tomrobinson.com just heard you say that the last now playing is in 2 weeks. Tell me it isn’t so Tom.
It started with a salute and then this. Presumably the cult of MAGA will be building camps soon whilst planning the invasion of Canada and Greenland.
Despicable. Republican Congressman Keith Self quoted Joseph Goebbels, Hitler’s propaganda minister, during a congressional hearing.
WTF is wrong with these people???
WTF is wrong with these people???
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It started with a salute and then this. Presumably the cult of MAGA will be building camps soon whilst planning the invasion of Canada and Greenland.
I’m supportive of the Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa faction, but the twisted orange twatspangle that ended up as US president is a bad nut and needs to be thrown down the garbage chute
March 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m supportive of the Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa faction, but the twisted orange twatspangle that ended up as US president is a bad nut and needs to be thrown down the garbage chute
So it’s official - we are at war with the US
March 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So it’s official - we are at war with the US
@adamhillscomedy.bsky.social never mind dick of the year, after that performance in the Oval Office just give Trump dick of the decade now
February 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@adamhillscomedy.bsky.social never mind dick of the year, after that performance in the Oval Office just give Trump dick of the decade now
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Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...
February 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
So haven’t touched alcohol since New Year’s Day. Wobbled yesterday but managed to stay the course. I would like to know when I regain all this much talked of energy. I’m going to enjoy that pint/gallon on February 1st but after that I plan on only drinking when I’m out. I may be going out more often
January 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
So haven’t touched alcohol since New Year’s Day. Wobbled yesterday but managed to stay the course. I would like to know when I regain all this much talked of energy. I’m going to enjoy that pint/gallon on February 1st but after that I plan on only drinking when I’m out. I may be going out more often
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He’ll never be dead to me.
January 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He’ll never be dead to me.
I’m no longer on the other place but half considered rejoining today just to watch the gammon weasels clawing at each other in their Musk sack 😂
January 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’m no longer on the other place but half considered rejoining today just to watch the gammon weasels clawing at each other in their Musk sack 😂
New found respect
Lived long enough to vote for Kamala AND passed just on time to have flags lowered to half-mast for inauguration day.
Well done, sir.
Well done, sir.
Jimmy Carter Passed At Perfect Time To Send Middle Finger To Donald Trump
Welcome to Heaven, Jimmy.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 30, 2024 at 8:34 PM
New found respect
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Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.
Let’s keep spreading it.
Let’s keep spreading it.
December 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.
Let’s keep spreading it.
Let’s keep spreading it.
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It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It's the HappyToast ridiculous last minute Christmas giveaway! I'm shoving a load of Christmas themed prints of various sizes in some envelopes tomorrow morning. If you want a chance of receiving some, just Like, Repost and Follow (UK only because Brexit soz)
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Re-post for a chance to win this brilliant prize:
2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert
Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm
Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm
2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert
Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm
Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Re-post for a chance to win this brilliant prize:
2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert
Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm
Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm
2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert
Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm
Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm
Gregg Wallace will be hoping it’s jelly not jam if he goes down
December 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Gregg Wallace will be hoping it’s jelly not jam if he goes down
If you’ve suffered an early Whamageddon or you’ve been unceremoniously Noddied, then this will make your day.
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
If you’ve suffered an early Whamageddon or you’ve been unceremoniously Noddied, then this will make your day.
On a train to Birmingham and CrossCountry trains have successfully broken the world record for number of people they can stuff on a train. Their only disappointment was having to leave loads at Worcester Parkway as people were complaining about breathing
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 AM
On a train to Birmingham and CrossCountry trains have successfully broken the world record for number of people they can stuff on a train. Their only disappointment was having to leave loads at Worcester Parkway as people were complaining about breathing
New Michael Kiwanuka album out today and tomorrow I get to see him live in a small venue for the princely sum of 1p. Blissed out and winning at life ( at least for this weekend)
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
New Michael Kiwanuka album out today and tomorrow I get to see him live in a small venue for the princely sum of 1p. Blissed out and winning at life ( at least for this weekend)
Long Sunday night - the wine has moved me on to a John Martyn documentary - of course it has.
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Long Sunday night - the wine has moved me on to a John Martyn documentary - of course it has.
Nothing says Sunday night like a real fire, a large glass of red wine and Scott Walker on the telly box. Love the fact that you can find anything on YouTube - rewatching 30th Century Man. Last saw it 18 years ago
November 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Nothing says Sunday night like a real fire, a large glass of red wine and Scott Walker on the telly box. Love the fact that you can find anything on YouTube - rewatching 30th Century Man. Last saw it 18 years ago
At least Musk left the deactivation option on. After over 17 years on the other place it did feel very satisfying to DEACTIVATE.
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 PM
At least Musk left the deactivation option on. After over 17 years on the other place it did feel very satisfying to DEACTIVATE.
Have joined the great Twatter Xodus and found myself here. As the bio says, Fifty something curmudgeon from Manchester relocated “darn sarf” . Was once almost killed by a meteorite. Likes music, festivals, tech, walking. Dislikes the right; fears for the planet. Let’s sort it all out over a pint
November 16, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Have joined the great Twatter Xodus and found myself here. As the bio says, Fifty something curmudgeon from Manchester relocated “darn sarf” . Was once almost killed by a meteorite. Likes music, festivals, tech, walking. Dislikes the right; fears for the planet. Let’s sort it all out over a pint