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This year’s must have item on every guy’s Christmas wish list is the Dyson Airwrap. Help your man achieve the silky soft, frizz free, voluminous curls of his dreams. His bush - and yours - deserve it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This year’s must have item on every guy’s Christmas wish list is the Dyson Airwrap. Help your man achieve the silky soft, frizz free, voluminous curls of his dreams. His bush - and yours - deserve it.
Gruggo has received the Human Rights Campaign Visibility Award.
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Gruggo has received the Human Rights Campaign Visibility Award.
when he’s uncouth >>>
oomf posted cock on thanksgiving. just uncouth
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
when he’s uncouth >>>
thankful for full bush and little gay guys in my phone
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
thankful for full bush and little gay guys in my phone
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You’ve probably seen a joke like this one in an old movie about Democrats and Republicans having their own Thanksgiving days. But why do these gags exist in the first place?
It’s the Franksgiving controversy! In 1939, FDR moved Thanksgiving to accommodate an extra week of holiday shopping.
It’s the Franksgiving controversy! In 1939, FDR moved Thanksgiving to accommodate an extra week of holiday shopping.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
You’ve probably seen a joke like this one in an old movie about Democrats and Republicans having their own Thanksgiving days. But why do these gags exist in the first place?
It’s the Franksgiving controversy! In 1939, FDR moved Thanksgiving to accommodate an extra week of holiday shopping.
It’s the Franksgiving controversy! In 1939, FDR moved Thanksgiving to accommodate an extra week of holiday shopping.
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girls are a mystery to him
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 PM
girls are a mystery to him
Stranger Things is really pushing the limits of suspended disbelief with the actress playing Holly Wheeler as a 7 year old
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Stranger Things is really pushing the limits of suspended disbelief with the actress playing Holly Wheeler as a 7 year old
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Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!
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I KNOW IT’S JUST DOPAMINE
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I KNOW IT’S JUST DOPAMINE
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less clock ticks, more cock pics
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
less clock ticks, more cock pics
straight people are losing their minds over a Miss Universe look that would have landed the contestant safe on a mid-season episode of Drag Race
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
straight people are losing their minds over a Miss Universe look that would have landed the contestant safe on a mid-season episode of Drag Race
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saw my mail courier had an open sleeve of ritz crackers in their cart and since i'm a huge faggot i reflexively said "c'mon ritz crackers" and they said "they're dry as shit, you want one?" and i said yes.
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
saw my mail courier had an open sleeve of ritz crackers in their cart and since i'm a huge faggot i reflexively said "c'mon ritz crackers" and they said "they're dry as shit, you want one?" and i said yes.
I have waited 15 years for this moment. Thank you, mother @kesharose.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have waited 15 years for this moment. Thank you, mother @kesharose.bsky.social
the irony of me using calculus regularly, but relying entirely on programs and the internet to do the work for me is not lost on me
I love how when I was in school I was like “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” about calculus.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the irony of me using calculus regularly, but relying entirely on programs and the internet to do the work for me is not lost on me
I love how when I was in school I was like “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” about calculus.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love how when I was in school I was like “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” about calculus.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
And now the modern equivalent of “I’m never going to need to know this in real life” is reading and writing.
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn
that’s great that so many of you are so excited about wicked: for good, but i wish some of you would go about it in a way that would still make you seem fuckable
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
that’s great that so many of you are so excited about wicked: for good, but i wish some of you would go about it in a way that would still make you seem fuckable
have reached a point in my health, wellness, and aging journey that pretty much any doctor can recommend something involving lasers and i'll be like "yeah sure go for it!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
have reached a point in my health, wellness, and aging journey that pretty much any doctor can recommend something involving lasers and i'll be like "yeah sure go for it!"
keshaparty.com suggesting the possibility of an Animal/Cannibal anniversary release inspired me to check in on my favorite unreleased banger, and I’m freaking out that at this timing
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
keshaparty.com suggesting the possibility of an Animal/Cannibal anniversary release inspired me to check in on my favorite unreleased banger, and I’m freaking out that at this timing
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Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
working in e-commerce in november should come with a xanax prescription
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
working in e-commerce in november should come with a xanax prescription
Why is it 2025 and I can’t text 311
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Why is it 2025 and I can’t text 311