Because social media has broken our attention spans so much, watching a 22-minute comedy without looking at your phone now counts as reading a book
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Because social media has broken our attention spans so much, watching a 22-minute comedy without looking at your phone now counts as reading a book
Reposted by Andy Little
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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you've just ate
He knows full well he's normalizing
A mass surveillance state
No Belle and Sebastian this year - shocker!
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No Belle and Sebastian this year - shocker!
Me in 2006: lol, horse armour, DLC is for idiots, anyone who buys unfinished games or pointless addons is a big stupid idiot
Me in 2025:
Me in 2025:
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Me in 2006: lol, horse armour, DLC is for idiots, anyone who buys unfinished games or pointless addons is a big stupid idiot
Me in 2025:
Me in 2025:
Here's hoping that the useless wankers in our Coalition of Chaos see this and reflect on their own awfulness #nzpol
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Here's hoping that the useless wankers in our Coalition of Chaos see this and reflect on their own awfulness #nzpol
Being able to spot AI slop in text and images is going to be the next most cursed skill after noticing the motion smoothing monstrosity on someone else's television
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Being able to spot AI slop in text and images is going to be the next most cursed skill after noticing the motion smoothing monstrosity on someone else's television
I try not to doompost, for the sake of my own sanity, but Jesus Christ, what a time to be alive
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I try not to doompost, for the sake of my own sanity, but Jesus Christ, what a time to be alive
My plumbing hoots like a morepork whenever I flush the toilet, is that bad?
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My plumbing hoots like a morepork whenever I flush the toilet, is that bad?
It's the 'I can't be bothered cooking dinner' dinner.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It's the 'I can't be bothered cooking dinner' dinner.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I pronounce JWT as 'jot'
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'll be dead in the cold hard ground before I pronounce JWT as 'jot'
Wasted days of effort at work because someone doesn't know the difference between e.g. and i.e. 🙄
October 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Wasted days of effort at work because someone doesn't know the difference between e.g. and i.e. 🙄
Doing 30 minutes at the gym so I don't feel so bad about drinking cocktails with twelve thousand calories: vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, whipped cream, ice cream, chocolate. Yum.
October 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Doing 30 minutes at the gym so I don't feel so bad about drinking cocktails with twelve thousand calories: vodka, Baileys, Kahlua, whipped cream, ice cream, chocolate. Yum.
AirNZ with $349 flights to Honolulu and I'm like, shit, even if flights were FREE I wouldn't go to the States at the moment.
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
AirNZ with $349 flights to Honolulu and I'm like, shit, even if flights were FREE I wouldn't go to the States at the moment.
When I signed up for the gym, the trainer asked what my motivation was, so I told them that I wanted to make sure I live long enough to see Netanyahu die in prison.
September 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When I signed up for the gym, the trainer asked what my motivation was, so I told them that I wanted to make sure I live long enough to see Netanyahu die in prison.
The astonishing badness of the new Skate game compared to 2010's incredible Skate 3 is a perfect example of how capitalism ruins videogames. Depressing, pointless slop.
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The astonishing badness of the new Skate game compared to 2010's incredible Skate 3 is a perfect example of how capitalism ruins videogames. Depressing, pointless slop.
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Drs (and nurses, teachers too) only ever strike as an absolute last resort - and because they care about YOU and the service they can provide to you. Unsafe staffing impacts you. Exhausted Drs impacts you. Underpaid Drs means they LEAVE.
I stand with our Drs today, and always.
#nzpol
I stand with our Drs today, and always.
#nzpol
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Drs (and nurses, teachers too) only ever strike as an absolute last resort - and because they care about YOU and the service they can provide to you. Unsafe staffing impacts you. Exhausted Drs impacts you. Underpaid Drs means they LEAVE.
I stand with our Drs today, and always.
#nzpol
I stand with our Drs today, and always.
#nzpol
My power company got swallowed by Meridian so our account rolled over to them and our first month was $120 more expensive, lol, get fucked
September 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My power company got swallowed by Meridian so our account rolled over to them and our first month was $120 more expensive, lol, get fucked
Kāpiti peeps: anyone have a voter's guide for people who don't have the time to research all the candidates in this local election, but still want to keep the local cookers out?
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Kāpiti peeps: anyone have a voter's guide for people who don't have the time to research all the candidates in this local election, but still want to keep the local cookers out?
Phone got upgraded to Android 16 and as far as I can see the only change is that it looks like shit and all the fonts suck now?
September 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Phone got upgraded to Android 16 and as far as I can see the only change is that it looks like shit and all the fonts suck now?
The kids weren't impressed with my photo of the blood moon, for some reason
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The kids weren't impressed with my photo of the blood moon, for some reason
Just noticed that my Reddit account is a full two years older than our babysitter, what the fuck, where does time go
September 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Just noticed that my Reddit account is a full two years older than our babysitter, what the fuck, where does time go
Rumours of Trump's death probably stoked by big Champagne
August 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Rumours of Trump's death probably stoked by big Champagne
KPop Demon Hunters gets the distinction of being just the second film that my kids want to watch more than once - after Totoro, which they have all seen a million times.
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
KPop Demon Hunters gets the distinction of being just the second film that my kids want to watch more than once - after Totoro, which they have all seen a million times.